womens comedy

[womens comedy @WomensC]

statistics show that 73% of people have a heart attack and die while having sex! will you ?

[womens comedy @WomensC]

i hate little einstiens there ugly and annoying and you gotta make these noises the only noises i make are burps and farts and complaints

[womens comedy @WomensC]

follow the onion he has a funny name i dont like onions there just a excuse if your crying follow me too i will follow you back people

[womens comedy @WomensC]

i hate when people say: I got my eyes on you and do the finger to eye thing im all like: STALKER !!!!!!!!

[womens comedy @WomensC]

going to the beach at 7:00 a.m wtf i still have cum in my eyes doesnt everybody?

[womens comedy @WomensC]

hey bitches of the world you follow me i follow you unless your a stalker :) i call the cops jk

[womens comedy @WomensC]

people are always saying justin bieber is gay wtf everyone knows he is bysexual he had a gf duhh man on man

[womens comedy @WomensC]

spongebob was originally a gay show you know how spongebobs always saying : ew sandy and hey patrick wanna have a slumber party??

[womens comedy @WomensC]

kids always want the teacher to read out loud so they can not give a shit behind the teachers back duhh

[womens comedy @WomensC]

i think the eye boogers are cum that come out of your eyes that is why im always wiping them away

[womens comedy @WomensC]

well i was at wataburger and i got a cheeseburger and i was like wat-a-shity-burger!

[womens comedy @WomensC]

my sister started her period and i was like:YOUR BLEEDING OUT YOUR VAGINA !?!?!?!?

[womens comedy @WomensC]

the worlds funniest thing: hearing a baby cuss

[womens comedy @WomensC]

some lady just said to a baby your so cute im gonna eat you and i was like cannible !!!!

[womens comedy @WomensC]

just finished putting a guienne pig in a toy car and now tht i think about it the guienne pig is probably like you mother fucking bitches :*

[womens comedy @WomensC]

someones talking and your listening and their like are you easedropping and your like no im just leaning very close to your conversation

[womens comedy @WomensC]

just saw a hobo peeing behind a dumpster and i was thinking dumpsters are for people like you not your pee

[womens comedy @WomensC]

that moment when your 12 and you think is he my true love? then you go back to reality and your like no i'd rather kiss my posters

[womens comedy @WomensC]

people u must respect the art of DIBS tht is why god made it !!!!!!!!

[womens comedy @WomensC]

i love gerad way i want him to talk to me like over txt or phone or in person thts wat ive been tryin to do