Women's Comedy

Your weekly scoop of fabulous and fun for women! Whomever said a woman can't have it all, must have been a man.

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Q: What do you do if your boyfriend or husband walks out?
A: You shut the door.

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Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women, because they are too busy loving the one they have.

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Q: What are a married man's two greatest assets? A: A closed mouth and an open wallet.

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Q: What do you call a man with an opinion? A: Wrong.

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Q: What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight? A: A power failure.

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Q: What's the difference between a man and a condom? A: Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!

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Bullycide. A short film on child Suicide. Must watch! https://t.co/NhZN8Djuss via @YouTube

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Ladies, she's back. The one and only @JanetJackson! Check it out https://t.co/9IJ9JHAaWX #NoSleep ft #JCole

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Be sure to check out Younique Products! Currently the number one cosmetic company https://t.co/RQRVF7ZmHb #cosmetics #beauty

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Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."

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How do you confuse a man?
You don't have to - they're born that way

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Why are men like strawberries?
Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten.

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What is the difference between garbage and men?
Garbage gets thrown out and stays out!

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Why are vibrators better than men?
Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!

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Why don't men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!

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If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

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Q: Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

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What's the difference between a clown, and a man in a mid-life crisis? The clown knows he’s wearing ludicrous clothes.

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Q: What do you call a man with an opinion? A: Wrong.