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Folks we have a winner! Penelope Cruz is top drawer again! Don’t try to match her because you’ll lose! #Oscars

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Queen L is still the queen! Looking good Queen! #Oscars

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Billie Eilish’s dress looks like the human equivalent of when that troublesome toilet backs up real bad! (And she ain’t happy about it) #Oscars

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Call the #redcarpet cops because someone stole Kristen Stew’s pants!! #panttheft #Oscars

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Just saw the “outfit” Jess Chastain is wearing. That one Dynasty episode from 1981 just called and Joan Collins wants her gown back! #Oscars #Oscars2022

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All these “famous” people on the #redcarpet are, guess what? Standing around staring at their cell phones?! Hey you fools you could do that in the line at Starbucks! Morons! All Morons! #Oscars

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So apparently Kirsten and her hubby are nominated for the first time?! That’s no boating accident people! #Oscars

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This year I’m joined by these three idiots, Birdy, Ollie and this bunny whose name escapes me 🤔 Anyway they are losers but my contract says I have to mention them #Oscars

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Now Dame Judy! She’s dressed in a long white gown because she’s pitching for her new Broadway show where she plays God. Hmmm🤔 Maybe she IS God!? #Oscars

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Yes I’m finally back live tweeting about the little gold man called #Oscar! I know, I know it’s the moment you’ve been waiting for! Just saw Andrew Garfield and I want whatever that fancy lad is on! He’s flying!

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Nicole Kidman needs a sandwich!

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Gentle feedback: the creatures on Monday’s #Bachelor were burros(left) not donkeys (right). @emmaladyrose @ClaireEFallon @BachelorABC

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Sean Hayes is awesome #GoldenGlobes2018

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Burrito is wearing navy, in solidarity #timesupnow

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I’m not sure Denzel gets #timesupnow #sad

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Burrito is back for #GoldenGlobes2018 ! Seriously, what is going on with Guiliana’s pony tail/ rope?

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Hi morning people! @WonderBurro has a bet with his cousin: how long will Megan Kelly last @TODAYshow ? #months

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Well that's why Warren Beatty is NOT doing my taxes this year. #Oscars

See you next awards time @WonderBurro out

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Well that's why Warren Beatty is NOT doing my taxes this year. #Oscars

See you next awards time @WonderBurro out