Megara

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress and most of all, I can handle it by myself.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Hercules jokes about Phil eating us out of house and home, but once the moron actually tried to eat the house

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

You are in control of your own destiny.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Wear things that make you feel good about yourself. Self-confidence spices up any outfit.

[Disney @Disney]

“I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.” - Megara #Hercules

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Can we not?

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

When you're a Disney heroine, every day is a good hair day.

[Prince Philip @iluvpeasantgrls]

We have lost an amazing woman today. I cannot do her justice in 140 characters. Goodbye, Margaret Thatcher.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

"Boys will be boys" is not an excuse parents can use to get out of stopping their sons from being jerks.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Being referred to as "Hercules' girlfriend" is the worst. I love Wonder Boy, but I have a name.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Pain and Panic really enjoy April Fools' Day, but they are also about to enjoy Herc's fist in their face.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Find someone who loves you even on your worst hair days.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Since rapists are usually people you know, pretend not to know anyone. #safetytipsforladies

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Don't be a woman. #safetytipsforladies

[Prince Philip @iluvpeasantgrls]

Love with a love that receives with out asking and gives without qualifications.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Pocahontas 2 #WorstSequels

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

It amazes me how many men are incapable of taking no for an answer.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

#heroineoftheweek: Amelia Earhart - the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic. She also looked great in goggles.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Me without caffeine is like Herc without his strength - inconceivable.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

Don't ever be embarrassed of being yourself.

[Megara @WontAdmitMeg]

"@Disney: Hero tip from #Hercules and Phil: “When rescuing a damsel, always handle with care.” Unless she can handle herself, then stay back