Colin Woodhead

Don't chew gum like a cow

[Colin Woodhead @Woodhead79]

I wrote a 6 page college paper on a interview/ride along that I never did while drunk on a Sunday and got a 87.8

[The A @theezburger]

can I have a job application? i brought my own spatula. i called here earlier, but i hung up cause i was nervous🥺

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i hear a noise. i think it’s the garaGE DOOR. IT IS THE GARAGE DOOR. THE HUMAN IS HOME. AND MY FEETS. THEY ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

[Sami ON Tap @SamiOnTap]

Tom Brady greeting AB in the Pats locker room

[Colin Woodhead @Woodhead79]

@Youinthehole @jwgrignon

[Colin Woodhead @Woodhead79]

Man I gotta shit

[Colin Woodhead @Woodhead79]

@Youinthehole That sound like you shit on the roof Noah

[MOad’dib @MoLew_8]

I will shotgun myself in the dick on Instagram live if AB signs with the Pats. On God.

[Tyler Porter @tylerporter13]

When George Strait said “Twenty years together she still gets to me.” I want that.

[Jennifer Hale @JHaleATX]

Our favorite barista was telling my coffee group that she’s driving 8 hrs to Lubbock to see her dad for the last time, as he’s dying from a brain tumor. One of the guys breaks out his phone, books her an airline ticket on his miles, & now she gets 16 extra hours with her dad 😭❤️

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

So I lost my ID this wkend & now have a temporary ID. I just went to QT & bought some white claws & the temporary didn’t work so the cashier scanned his own ID & said “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws.” Then the cops came in& arrested the cashier& he’s now facing a felony

[Börks @BrooksBarber]

Why did my dad have to go this hard on insta and why am I crying in Nashville rn

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

She has tremendous base and a lifetime of drunken hand to hand combat experience. This is the highest level of female white trash opponents you can face, and clearly that dude is not prepared.

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

If you look the same direction as your opponent points, you lose.. 😂
https://t.co/n7iKmaKa1o

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the small neighbor human. goes back to school tomorrow. so we spent the whole day together. doing our favorite things. i understand education is important. but here’s the thing. so am i

[Isa @lunaxkidd]

Facebook never fails to make my day.
“ put him back? Why? I’m trynna talk about fish “ 😂😂😂

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

⚡️⚡️⚡️

[Trill @TheTrillAC]

If i’m sending you child support money, that money is for the kid. Not your rent, utilities, clothes, etc.

Because if the baby wasn’t living there, guess what you’d still be paying for........Exactly.

[𝓢𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒂 @StarlaYancy]

bitch I deserve the world so I’m just gonna give it to myself