Shyann

In a Jeep

[Shyann @WOODSY___]

Selby please date me

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@discochick2 Why would you post a private conversation between you and I?????????

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Who educated the people that wear masks when they are driving alone?

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Why do people let other people propose at their own wedding?

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Who let me have twitter at this age?

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Sometimes I want to swallow the mouth wash

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Who let me wear this colour?

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I LOST MY VAMPIRA KAT VON D OH MY GOD SOS PLZ SOMEONE HELP

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My eyes hurt from rolling them so much 🙄

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@MIUMIUofficial ...Disappointed in the design because they could be so beautiful but they hurt so much.

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Bring back Tinder Social @Tinder

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Today, my dog jumped 35ft out of a window, survived the fall than proceeded to run away and get on to the city bus. HOW WHAT WHY

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Is it just me or does every East Indian waxing lady always make their children answer their door than make you wait for 15 minutes in their basement till they come down?

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Anyone else open up a public washroom stall slowly just incase?

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Me: *standing and talking to friends in bathing suit*
My boob:
Me:
My friends:
My boob: HEY GUYS JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO

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How to flirt: Send me your mixtape via email.

[🌜xiomara🌛 @xiomara_gomez18]

The shit I have to deal with🤦‍♀️😂

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Officially 1/2 of a paramedic

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you can't be sad if you're holding a cupcake

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

*flicks cigarette*
"Alright, let's get this fucking baby out of you."

[Shyann @WOODSY___]

What's the temperature today?
*checks snapchat filter*

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[son crying]
Son: there's a spider in my room
Me: it's more afraid of you than you are of it
Son [wiping tears]: really?
Me: fuck no, idiot