Mark Woolard

Creating in the software that will run our robot overlords…

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@OwlsMolloy @GovPressOffice no… It’s all coloring books.

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@nytimes MEASLES… Push-ups for your immune system

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@jknucklezz100 @Aliceshaw25 let’s make beating women fashionable again

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@RealJamesWoods Ah ….no!

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@RealJamesWoods Ah…..no!

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@DecadeVII @RealJamesWoods You mentioned the WILL and AMMO. If it’s last Will and Testament, I’d be happy to provide the ammo.

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@ProjectLincoln You don’t use a full tab of aspirin to protect your heart… You use a full tab of aspirin as a therapy after a stroke

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@Geniustechw Hitler Youth 1935

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@RadioGenoa The one on the left is working as the national strategic petroleum reserve… Geologic signature is a dome

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@WarwasDr @AdameMedia Could we please just have a few Molotov cocktails lobbed at ICE patrols. Just to warm their hearts…

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@MagneticNorse David Bowie

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@hippyygoat remember, the Palestinians have never missed an opportunity to miss an opportunity…

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@0hour1 Now Charlie Kirk has a girlfriend to be necking with

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@CBoutell @realDonaldTrump I didn’t know Jesus was a chiropractor…

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@realDonaldTrump This dialogue sounds a lot like it came out of the mind of a patient with tertiary syphilis (brain rot). And remember everybody… This is the very best that you will ever see and hear again from Donald Trump… That’s the way brain rot works.

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@Rainmaker1973 Panic

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@essexonthepark @Chicago_History There are three… Paulina, Melvina, and Lunt.

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@Chicago_History Cornelia

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@patriottakes must be the Epstein Memorial

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@AdamKinzinger I guess we’re still visiting the Dunning-Kruger National Park.