Nick Simmen

I could write his biography & title it, "Nick Simmen: the Disturbing Aftermath of a Major Childhood Head Injury"

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When Nick mockingly asked, "Aww did I hurt your lil fee fees?"

(I assume he meant 'feelings'(?))

Uhm, yes Nick. You did hurt my feelings.
Thats why I was upset.

The Actual Fuck™

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My only hope for Nick lmao

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I still think he's an asshair, don't get me wrong. But if he's doing well then that means i don't have to feel bad for having & expressing my feelings.

Finally!

Maybe he did learn a lesson from me afterall.

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You know someone truly doesn't care/is unaffected when they feel the need to tell you about it ahaha

No, but i honestly do hope he's doing well now that I've got all my anger out.

I don't wanna speak too soon but i might be done for real this time

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Nick made sure to show me how it feels to be disliked by him.

Which oddly feels much the same as being loved by him, except easier bc i no longer have to wonder what version of him I'm gunna get.

The cold distant Nick 100% of the time is much better than a coin toss tyvm.

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@nomanautomata @JoshRainerGold Pfftt where's the fun in that?

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@nomanautomata @JoshRainerGold Making comics & communication in your private life aren't mutually exclusive, you can do both.

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For many reasons this isn't a bad thing, but I've found that I can just make ordinary observations & still piss him off somehow. Very little effort is required on my part to keep this up, really.

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Nicks gunna get a whole lotta deep forehead wrinkles from constantly 'pleading for acceptance from others' with his eyebrows.

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I wonder if Nick only kept hovering in old furry friend groups bc they're all chronically online nerds who catch onto/talk about trends/new media etc fairly early on, so he can appear cool for being the first person in his non-furry friend groups to share/know about a thing.

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Nick will happily tell you all about how he gives cash to homeless ppl or about the time he helped a girl from his highschool get her nudes taken off reddit.

He'll tell you multiple times to reinforce; hes a good person 👍

Unsure if he does this to convince others or himself.

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@Feeling_Zone_ We share the same birthday 🤷‍♀️

I keep all PG rated photos, its my lifes history & i wanna remember it later.

I actually forgot his voice & it jump scared me on SoundCloud - got more of a lisp than I remember.

Only to find all the missed 🚩's

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Being 'the bigger person' is a scam.

Don't wait for karma, crash out. Feel your feelings. Treat yo self.

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@tutututuulip *may a man who makes you feel like something is terribly wrong if he goes a whole day without speaking to you never find you again