The KidDictionary

Kids make the lives of grownups difficult. One way they do so is by engaging in behaviors there are no words to describe. I'm fixing that.

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@PamelayLong Ask them to sign a petition.

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@TheSarahFader @TrishSammer My Lifelong Struggle With Procrastination:Part 1- You waited until now to tell us this?(See what I did there?)

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#Today I want #AMillionMoms to have brighter holidays after seeing this: http://t.co/fIYsiRbX #Funny Words 2 describe #Kids

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After you get a major #Boobjob are you still allowed on #Facebook? Cuz, no one's looking at your face. #Boobieweds

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General #Petraeus and #Allen - Don't tell them anything but your #Name, #Skank & Serial Number . http://t.co/N8i8Ytuh <- #WOTD

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STAYHOMOPHOBIA n:Fear of being stranded w/your #kids during #Hurricane #Sandy -> http://t.co/N8i8Ytuh #Frankenstorm

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#FIRST #HOLIDAY #SEASON 4 new expanded version of #TheKidDictionary 4 #Moms & #Dads. Pls help me spread the word? http://t.co/UesKr9Z4

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WHYARRHEA n:A child’s string of questions rattled off in rapid-fire succession http://t.co/b9ihRonM

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#1 sign that your #job was too #stressful: You killed yourself and everyone there. #Stress #Workplace #Relax #Vacation

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To be #Fair :When women tell #Abortion #Protesters to go Fuck themselves, that's telling THEM what to do with THEIR bodies. #prochoice

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@HuffPostDivorce No Ringtone. Straight to voicemail. : )

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@KidzVuz Thanks for the RT!

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TECHITO (tek-EE-toe) n:Child whose computer & technology skills surpass those of his parents http://t.co/N8i8Ytuh #Winchat

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FUDGET n:To #manage consumption of #HalloweenCandy in such a way that it lasts til next #Halloween http://t.co/g43YSzPQ

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@Zippertheslip Someone died so "See ya later" might feel awkward.

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SHIRTURBED adj.: Annoyed state of a kid who just received #clothing as a #present http://t.co/N8i8Ytuh #PSChat #BDay

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I'd rather like it if you went and liked The Kid Dictionary on #FB . Right Chere http://t.co/vdTqnutU #Moms #kids #laugh #TooFunny #WOTD

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“F*ck you Mom! I’m watching South Park” –#Kid watching #SouthPark for last time

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Is it true Oprah is interning with you guys? #FriendsofRicki

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@chrispedaci But Jessica died 2 months ago : (