Shit Tim Says

its tripod time, baby.

[Shit Tim Says @WordsOfTinyTim]

And I get it when I please #TooFancyForYou

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I'm a fancy motherfucker.

[Dragon Entertainment Group @MSUMTheGroup]

Downtown Sound is another band playing at 1711 Music Fest!! Who's pumped?! 🎸🎶

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"I don't have my underwear stuffed right now, I need to keep my pants on"

[Shit Tim Says @WordsOfTinyTim]

#IdFuckMe

[Shit Tim Says @WordsOfTinyTim]

"did it get in my kraut?!"

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*watching men's wrestling. "DAMN, look at those thighs, wow!"

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Hey Dom, I think this is why my macaroni and cheese was bad... *expired March 31st 2010*...

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"I gave myself a concussion from head banging once.. "

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"If I was a dinosaur with a human brain I would eat everything!"

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@WordsOfTinyTim #NoMercy #NoChill

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"Whales have legs."

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"When I was in 7th grade I woke up and my dick was purple.. It was like that for a week." 🍆🍌

[Shit Tim Says @WordsOfTinyTim]

"Suck my dick until you cum in my mouth"

[Shit Tim Says @WordsOfTinyTim]

"Home alone four, attack of the blacks"

[Shit Tim Says @WordsOfTinyTim]

"I'm the #1 jazz shitter in the world, whenever I poop jazz comes out." 🎷🎶💩

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"The only thing coming out of this account is people thinking I'm a gay racist.."

[Shit Tim Says @WordsOfTinyTim]

"Wife that bitch, she's a keeper!"

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"It's nothing bad, only orgasm noises."