Worf Tips

I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things. (By @JoeSondow)

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Thank you for ten years of listening and smiling with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets.

Picard continues offering advice at https://t.co/KsqcinBx5u

Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.

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Worf honor tip: Sending small animals to fight your battles for you proves only that you are a coward.

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Worf parenting tip: Baby names that include the word "war" result in strong, brave children.

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Worf honor tip: Don't cry over spilled blood.

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Worf #TableTopDay tip: Do not tolerate cheating. Games are meant to be played with honor.

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Worf safety tip: Do not follow me.

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Worf honor tip: When a leader dishonors himself, the council turns their backs on him as a sign of discommendation.

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Worf political tip: Do not accept a leadership role that would be better played by a greater man like Martok. http://t.co/FzelaiPUe5

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Worf tolerance tip: Do not assume a person's heritage defines their true character, unless they're a filthy Romulan.

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Worf optimism tip: When life gives you blood, make bloodwine.

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Worf propriety tip: Violence should only be used as a last resort. Ha. And they say I don't have a sense of humor.

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Worf politeness tip: As a guest, if you do not like the hospitality, lie. Afterward, you can release your frustrations on the holodeck.

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Worf strategy tip: When you're outmanned, outgunned, and outequipped, you may still win the day with guile.

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Worf efficiency tip: If you shoot first, it saves you the trouble of asking questions later.

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Worf honor tip: Show respect for your ancestry. Your family's heirloom bat'leth is not a letter opener.

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Worf priorities tip: Duty comes before recreation, but loyalty takes precedence even over duty.

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Worf individuality tip: People who think fitting in is of utmost importance do not hang swords on their walls.

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Worf diplomacy tip: Recognize cultural expectations when you are with different groups of people.

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Worf tactical tip: When in doubt, recommend firing photon torpedos.