Jordie Jordan

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@Slattturo @WORGODICP @skeezelord I was going to name one of my cats “Bucket” so maybe he can get that name instead

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@weedgokuusa @WORGODICP It’s not fun though. It wasn’t fun last year or the year before. I didn’t even have fun on MW2 or BO2. I do this only for the money.

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@_Type1Diabetic @WORGODICP @M5xican It’s not a joke for me. I threw away all of my prior career paths and experience so that I could play video games as a job. This is the job I will be doing until the day I die.

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@OMG_Sharp @WORGODICP @mrswings3 @McGravy007 Look here, I think those tattoos look great!

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@xRumourz @mrswings3 I have no intentions of kayaking with my wife. I got it so she can enjoy herself. She doesn’t need me in order to have fun.

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@only_fml @WORGODICP I wear my pants around my belly because my gut droops down to my thighs.

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@alienn______ @WORGODICP You’re right. We just measured and my stomach is 93 inches. I’ll have to look for something else

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@RondoNumbaTen @RatioMessiah @WORGODICP It takes time away from my career.

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@i_eat_beaver69 @WORGODICP She will never be the ideal woman for me. I love her but not that much.

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@thenflgoof @WORGODICP I will never lose weight and it’s all because of the trolls. They mess with me and demotivate me every day. If it weren’t for you people I would be as fit as LTG. If you want me to get skinny then stop harassing me.

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@Sheepocalypse2 @WORGODICP I didn’t take that photo one of Kelly’s male friends did.

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@223Cs @WORGODICP I tried but I almost sank. Thankfully my gut doubled as a flotation device.

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@Mr_Yoohoostein @WORGODICP No. I make the money and he has the fun.

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@RatioMessiah @WORGODICP I would but I can’t fit in the boat. I got it for her and only her. I wouldn’t want to anyways because I have to make money and I can’t afford to lose my followers.

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@TROLLOLOPIEMP @WORGODICP Can I watch?

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@JoeSmit52681821 @WORGODICP Neither are my streams but people still donate. You should donate too

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@Slimmmm15 @WORGODICP I leave the house once every 2 weeks to buy groceries

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@TyronesHugeBBC @WORGODICP Hey Kelly’s best friend

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@JimmyEX69 @WORGODICP How am I one of those? I have never been predatory to children ever.

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@James79780552 @WORGODICP Yes, I very much enjoy it. I also enjoy the movie by the same name.