Honest Youth Worker

Just because we love Jesus and teach youth about him doesn’t mean we’re saints so here’s honest youth worker confessions.

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

A youth told me and another leader she thought she killed her brother’s hamster so she switched her hamster and the dead hamster hoping her mom wouldn’t notice there is nothing more Drake and Josh.

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

If I hear one more super skinny girl say “oh my gosh I’m so fat” I’m gonna slap them with a donut

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

You aren’t a real youth leader until you’ve driven home teens and not get home till 11 pm

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

The difference between youth camp and kids camp is while at kids camp you’re dealing with a 7 year old who bumped their knee and is now screaming at youth camp you’re dealing with that chick who wants to start all the drama

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

It’s youth camp season! Which means no sleep, non stop Jesus music, and trying not to slap the kid who keeps rolling their eyes at you

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

We all know this kid in youth group

Jim: Hey Sara, God told me that we should start dating

*2 months later*

Jim: You know Sara, God just told me you’re not the one

*Rebekah walks in*

Jim: Hey Rebekah, God told me...

BOI STOP USING THE LORD TO BE A PLAYA

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

But then he calls out something you do and your just like

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

You know you’re petty when the Pastor starts preaching about something that someone you don’t like does and this is your reaction

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

There should be a red carpet for Easter dresses just sayin

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

Me listening to bethel talk about the love of Jesus

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

Easter season is when the salvations roll in and your hair falls out

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

Church people arguments that make me feel awkward:

Is Harry Potter ok?

Is drinking a sin?

Every political argument

Joel Olsteen

Gold dust (the glory or fake?)

Is Christian satire ok?

Post trib vs. pre trib

Is Justin Bieber actually a Christian?

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

When that “I’m too cool for church” kid starts Holy Spirit crying at the alter call

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

We all have that song we get too turnt to, for instance low by t-pain it brings out the shawty in me and shawty just gotta get low

[Honest Youth Worker @WorkerYouth]

You know that church Mom that only listens to K luv and KLTY and then always says “if you listen to secular music you’re sinning against God” yeah you Janice, we hate you