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[dwohlfert @Working_Genius]

"Yeah - all my dogs are chipped. Well, the one we like."

[dwohlfert @Working_Genius]

"Did you know that you are MVP potential?" "No. My ex-wife still calls me a 'fat fucking retard!' "

[dwohlfert @Working_Genius]

"Yeah she was hot! Her boobs rested nicely on her belly."

[dwohlfert @Working_Genius]

"I got class tonight. Stupid math. We are learning fractions and decimals. Like I'm ever gonna use that in real life!"

[dwohlfert @Working_Genius]

"What do they do with all the foreskins after circumcising?""Foreskin Soup."

[dwohlfert @Working_Genius]

"Some guy cut me off on my way to work this morning. If I had insurance or a valid drivers license I would have sued his ass."

[dwohlfert @Working_Genius]

Has anyone seen the broom? (Holding a broom) It looks like this!!