Actually sorry I lied the number 1 greatest all natural anxiety remedy is pissing on ronald reagan's grave, pants around your ankle, chugging midlevel bourbon, middle finger straight up
#anxiety#ronaldreagan
I love how there's rumors floating around d trump groped a minor on video and I see this video and a bunch of magas commented 'no no that's 5 years old lolz stupid libtard'
#HarrisWalz#TrumpIsAFascist#TrumpIsARapist
Politifact evaluated this post and identified it as 'pants on fire':
'referring to Laura Loomer as a 'reading tutor' is totally untrue; while reading Mein Kampf to Trump nightly, she is making no effort to teach, and don trump no effort, to learn how to read'
don trump and his reading tutor have finally gotten to chapter 34 of Mein Kampf, 'photo-ops at McDonalds and speeches about Arnold Palmer's massive Schwanz to distract from all the fascism'
#TrumpVance2024#MAGA2024#schwanz
We all talk about 'when' AI will become self aware and decide to end humanity- what If the future is now and AI realized the easiest path to destruction of the human race is giving trump to nuclear codes.
Donald Trump’s campaign suggested he would begin previewing his closing argument Saturday night with Election Day barely two weeks away. But the former president kicked off his rally with a detailed story about Arnold Palmer, at one point even praising the late, legendary golfer’s genitalia.
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So Stormy wouldn't take the payoff to keep quiet about Trump before the 2024 election and Elon shadow banned her Twitter account anyway.
No wonder I haven't seen her tweets in months.
This should be a huge scandal.
We should probably chill on the jokes about 'pages blowing up' (if you were born or late 70s or early 80s you get it) and talk about HOLY FUCK THIS IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST MOST OBVIOUS WARCRIMES IN MODERN HISTORY
#Pagersblast
@JDVance I met a haitain today amd he said he only eats pussy from behind and it sends them straight to heaven as a Christian is this something you're familiar with? Seems heavenly
#haitans#JDVance#MAGA#eatpussy
@JDVance@realDonaldTrump 0lease help Haitains stole mu cat which is doubly scary because I don't own a cat (Assuming they're haitain theire singing ice cubes 1992 album 'predator' which seems like a haitan thing to do)
#MAGA#HaitiansEatHousepets