Paul

Hello

[henriqez @gabrrlgh]

no me di cuenta de lo bien que mis padres me criaron hasta que empecé a estar cerca de otras personas

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I love how their boobs form the yin and yang symbol

[akila. @becka1icious]

your urge to pee ruining your nap is actually ragebait

[🏴‍☠️ @mvrtinza]

yo viendo llegar todas las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

[s44nti @s44nti]

cada vez que toco 2 veces el audífono para cambiar la canción me siento como

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

como me siento cuando alguien me esta mostrando un video q no da risa y dura mas de 2 minutos

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life.

Honey. Nut. CHEERIO

[henriqez @gabrrlgh]

tenían más vida sexual que yo

[Words @itswords_]

"2026 is gonna be my year"

me in june:

[⸸ ele 𖤐 @s6tosugu]

Yo cuando descubro una serie perfecta que salió hace 15 años con 8 temporadas

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[♡ @chdhry_hammad]

F*u*ck the system ! Take the IELTS, choose your destination country, and move abroad.

[z @meoww739]

i’m making ramen for the first time is this enough water

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[s44nti @s44nti]

“estás ocupado?”

yo: “no”

*videollamada entrante*

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

currently in my "???" era, because wtf is happening???

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.