Antoine d'Audigier

Constant traveler.

I'll tweet from your couch.

You speak French? Follow my French account : @detourdumonde!

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A4 Feed him with the airport crew's limbs. #ttot

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A3 I know my pet is having a great time when he's singing pirates' songs out loud with his junk lying on the counter. #ttot

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A2 A muzzle for when my travel buddy talks too much, that damn hairless ape. #ttot

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A1 I got fleas on a trip once. So loyal, they'd follow me everywhere for a month. #ttot

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By the way, i'm going to Botswana next months. Do you amazing fellas know the area? Have you got tips for me? Thanks you! #ttot

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@MalloryOnTravel I wasn't even getting started.

*puts his Big Bang jokes aside*

#ttot

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A5 Zero gravity sex in a space station while the sun is blowing out in the background.

"Zero G, you said? I found one." #ttot

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A4 Chennai again, wonderful residency, gorgeous swimming pool, my girlfriend had to wear a pyjama to swim. Your loss. #ttot

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A4 That airport road going to Chennai Airport, with its open air rubbish dump is totally in my top 5 unromantic list. #ttot

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A3 Srinagar, the Indian Venice, was probably the most romantic place I've ever been. I'd go with all my lovers. At once. #ttot

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.@trippindian The guy was actually super nice and enjoyed my company. He said : "You should stay here and find a girlfriend!"

#ttot

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A3 I went to Venice as a single guy. It is a romantic destination : no hand is free there. How depressing. #ttot

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A2 While travelling in Lapland, I fell in love with a wonderful Sami, met her gigantic boyfriend right after our first kiss. #ttot

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A2 I fell in love with a Malaysian girl and stayed 9 monts in her family then we went to Europe together. #ttot

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A1 Does it have the potential for some fun intercourse? Yes? Then it's a romantic place. #ttot

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A5 Maldives. Grow some Human rights or go sink. #ttot

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A4 Iraq, Iran, Kirghizstan, Kazakhstan, these areas fascinate me. #ttot

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A2 Madagascar, this island is huge as fuck. There's much more to see and I've already been there more than six months. #ttot

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My next big trip (the others don't really count) : Madagascar-New Zealand through Asia by hitchhiking. It should take a while. #ttot

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A1 Everything becomes festive with a feather in that place that never sees light. #ttot