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doing really important jobs or sleeping

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Lessons in leadership by me... https://t.co/de841FU1b0 ...I am available for Zoom lectures for a considerable but appropriate fee :-) x

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What with all this "WFH" malarkey, I have a new gig: https://t.co/maYOPU7yk4 ...hope everyone stays well xx

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Sometimes you just have to sit and think about stuff ⁦@WorldOfCrumble⁩

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@HBurness x

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In the end you just have to love me and the world will already be a little bit better x

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@RichardMoorhead Sometimes I think. Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit x

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It is my birthday today! I am 4, although I don't feel a day older than 3. Today I will mostly bring joy and sleep x

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@alwayscommuting @LBCWiseCounsel ...I do my best work undercovers

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@RevRichardColes Top work General... if you ever need lessons on cushion technique, just say x

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If you have a problem with me sitting like this, you have a problem with life, meanwhile I am very busy looking at stuff that needs looking at...

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I found this chair. It is now on my summer chair. I hope you have a summer chair too. We should all have a summer chair. I have decided that summer chairs are essential.

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...you will have been worrying about me I know. Thank you for all your support. So as not to leave you hanging, a health update, I no longer have poorly toes, I am LOVELY. Thank you. Everyone back to your jobs x

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I am a little under the weather. I have poorly toes. I am being brave and fearless. I need treats (obvs). I will be fine, but I want you to know, that despite my stoic good humour and adorable vulnerability, I hate this f*cking cone

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...nothing happens by accident. This is my world and I am winning.

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Cracking day. Dad bends over to pick up my poo, removing his glove to better tie the poo bag, so I seize the moment and run off with his glove. We run about for what seems like hours, joshing and teasing each other. His smile told me just how much fun he was having. What larks!

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...if it's not over yet, I'll wait here until it is. You might wonder if I'm referring to Brexit, but frankly I worry more about my own weekly existential crisis that is bin day.

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Today is Saturday. I like the slower pace of the weekend and the opportunity to hug a cushion. This is how I roll.

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Dear 2019, I am ready ...GO!

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We have not peaked too soon... we are merely conserving energy before we go again... #inittogether

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@LBCWiseCounsel You. Are. In. So. Much. Shit. I think you just have to run. Keep running. Circles, tiny circles, tiny, tiny circles. Like your tail's on fire. It distracts them, that's all you need, that moment... Then go big on adorable. Pour it on. Big eyes, the whole caravan...