I am listening to an argument outside between the neighborhood kids devolve from “Who farted?!” to all the kids running around shouting “Diarrhea!”
Is there a comeback for that? #winning#kids#howtowinfriendsandinfluencepeople
My dream is to one day be interviewed for something I wrote and talk about how “before all this” I was so consumed by writing that I was bad at my job from “back then” and then be able to laugh about it. Is that just me? #writer#dreams#amibadatmyjobyet