Captain Price

'I've been shot, captured, abandoned, blown up, locked up, tortured, and left for dead. What more do I need?' | #CoDRP #Parody

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

"We get dirty, and the world stays clean."

- Captain of Task Force 141
- #DarkThemes
- MDNI

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[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

@SABLEANDBONE Aye. Im for it.

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

. . .

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

@SABLEANDBONE Nah. Not for a while.

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

@SABLEANDBONE [He chuckled, a soft grunt as the man settles and hands rest on his hips.]

I'll handle it later...

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

@SABLEANDBONE [He shook his head]

Absolutely not. I can handle you.

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

@SABLEANDBONE You.

I choose you.

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

@SABLEANDBONE [He blinks, smirks]

How would you help me?

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

@SABLEANDBONE [Continues to stare.]

No, Simon. I'm quite alright where I am.

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

[Watches his clock annnnnnnnnd]

[ALSO BOOKING IT]

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

oPE—

[ booking it! ]

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

....im giving you 5 seconds to run

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

WHA HEY

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

be right back I’ll just give Laswell a ring

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

Looooove to see you try.

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

should put you out to pasture 🥰

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

....yeah probably

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

Getting old, Cap

gotta get those hearing aids sorted

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

OH, scuse me. Legitimately hard of hearing.

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

Tha’s why I said VOLUNTEERS.

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

I'd like to not be bit, mate.

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

wot that mean

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

Please no.

[Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3 @gildedhound]

Feel like biting
Taking volunteers.

[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

Sighs.

[𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝𝐲. ‧₊˚. @SCARREDAGENT]

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[Captain Price @WorldStaysClean]

"Busy."

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