Fred E. Couples

Smoothest game you’ll ever see. Retired accounts: Tom E. Lasorda (RIP)

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@FoxNews [loud fart noise]

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@Simon_Ingari Lots of free time was the key to this fairytale.

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@CryptoMikli Sorry, Clavicular? Mmkay sport.

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@MattFinkes Ah yes, but wearing pinstripe suits and crossing off the M on every sign in town is what winners do. I’ll update my journal, thanks Mike.

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@EMorrison45 @SleeperMLB @Ecnerwal23 @SleeperWhiteSox Eric, we’ve lost 500 games in the last 3 seasons. It’s improvement and promise, small brain guy.

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@DudespostingWs “I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising.” -Kenny Powers

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@DefiantLs Actually a Defiant W that he won’t be procreating.

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@TalkinBaseball_ …and?

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@theblockspot Now do Fernando.

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@mattvanswol Whether or not this happened, nobody cares.

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@stuck_n_a_bunk So true! Let’s grab some waters sometime!

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@troubledyank Cannot imagine caring about the Par 3 contest and who attends. Feel better soon.

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@CFBGuy999 0 points in the playoffs you say?

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@Zigmanfreud @TheMasters I’m sorry you’re mad online. Maybe we could grab waters sometime?

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@sydney_thinks The Titanic sinking, moon landing, JFK, 9/11, and now the Angel Reese trade - I’ll never forget where I was.

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@Golfingbrock Ah yes, Fortune 10 leaders, sports icons and the political powers that be would be lining up to be friends with you and bring ya out for a game!

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@TrungTPhan There is a 0% chance Buffett ever broke 120 let alone 90.

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@WrigleyMan57 @MattGlenesk

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@BarstoolIrish Bulldoze the stadiums and add another 18 holes to the only redeeming quality South Bend has to offer, The Warren.

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@jamierkennedy Valero week*. Obvious non-ball knower/gambler.