"Y'know, people always ask me if the jacket colors mean anything; imagine their surprise when I say they don't!"
( An independent portrayal of Lupin the Third, from the series of the same name. Crossovers welcome, more below!)
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"Y'know, watching whatever the hell the other me(s) get up to makes for fine wine-n-dine entertainment! Wish it wouldn't double as an introspective look at my own psyche, but that's just the pros 'n' cons."
Already seeing him primed and ready for an arrest, the thief huffs out a disappointed sigh.
"Sheesh, can't a guy just talk with another guy without assumptions being made? Besides, it's not like I ever really NEED anything from you!"
He crosses his arms and turns away!
Enough with the witty banter , Lupin . What is it you want now ?
[ The handcuffs and gun were already in his hands once the two backed up from each other . ]
"I- Zeni-san, you wound me so!"
He backs off a bit, now striking a dramatic pose by covering his face and chest with his hands!
"After all these years, my favorite ape-shaped inspector and rival.. you make me weep with such a heartless reply!"
H-Hey ! Weโre not โ THAT โ familiar with each other , fuckface ! [ ๐ข ]
[ And of course Zenigata stopped the monkey thief with a palm to his face . ]
"Well, first of all: I decided to get caught in Russia. I heard of some new "inescapable prison" and I decided to teach 'em a lesson! Took longer than expected, but I did it.
As for the second thing, it's a combo of your EXCESSIVE YELLING! .. and the news."
The sheer weight of the Inspector on his ankle complicates things as he stops at the edge of a rooftop.
"Crap, crap!" He grunts and groans, grabbing onto the ledge as the line retracts back into his watch.
He lifts his head once more, looking towards her with confusion. "Wh- c'mon, what'd I say now!? I was just trying to say it'd be a complete look with the whole set!" He stands up from his seat, taking off the goggles he had been using for the inspection.
Sure enough, the Inspector's action strikes true: he's got a cuff on the thief's ankle! His eyes widen in shock, though he should've expected this.
Right after, however, the monkey-faced Frenchman starts zipping away to wherever the hell the line's landed!
And thereโs the Inspectorโs opportunity to surprise him with his lasso technique . Zenigata didnโt remark on the manโs condescending comeback . He needed to focus on the right moment to strike . [ ๐ฌ ]
He raises an eyebrow as he hears this. He then shrugs, going back to inspecting the various jewels they've collected. "Just thought you might like to know. Then again, I guess collecting's not for everyone."
"Awww, but we've been doing this for so long!"
He puts on a sorrowful puppy-eye look for a moment. He then lifts a hand to adjust his watch, a grappling line suddenly launching from it!
"Can't win 'em all over, I guess."
โ Donโt you dare call me sweet too ! Your little minx gets away with that far too much ! โ
The Inspector wore an expression of pure irritation as he reached inside his trenchcoat , pulling out the ever-present and non-threatening handcuffs .
In the middle of inspecting another set of jewels, he looks up to see her. "Oooh, that looks good on you! I think it's part of a set, least if I remember correctly."
"Ohhh nooo! I'm sooo scared."
The sarcasm's clear in his voice as he adjusts his sleeve, revealing his watch. He then strikes a dramatic pose, pointing to the sky.
"Shall we begin then, oh sweet Inspector!?"