Jacob

Worm

[Sam🦕 @samh8876]

When i’m in the nursing home and all i can remember are dale jr adlibs

“WEGOTTACARINNAWALLL”

“OHHH WE GOT A CRASH”

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

But be warned, women do this thing where they’re “single”, let you fuck, get back with their ex then tell him she let you fuck and now you have a lifelong enemy for no real reason

[Praise @tufpraise]

tha funniest nigga yk don't even b joking

[S @nlvvc_]

sometimes they don’t want you, they just want you to keep choosing them

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

may whatever the fck happened this year never find me again

[mara @vixeias]

For my final act of love i will never contact you again but think of you always

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Girls be like “I got options” whole time it’s just a bunch of broke niggas tryna fuck 😂

[toxic king @toxicking]

Stop forcing that hoe to be better & just go get you a better hoe

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

rumor is WE might be single on new year's but WE won't be sober tho

[mmiii @arjmxrell]

go to sleep no one loves you

[☆ @seadave1a]

my doctor prescribed me “hundreds of kisses from a brown eyed girl that never stops yapping”

[໊ @user0000O0]

tonight we are drinking to die

[erys @lxverys]

first day of the year and im still yearning for someone i can't have

[Who Is Gręgg��🇼? @greggmunikwa]

As an elite tier alcoholic, I don’t bother with new years. Too many new gens trying to find their feet in the game.

[evening @eveningxbt]

i fumbled the love of my life no girl could ever hurt me

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fumbling a baddie and fumbling a good woman ain't the same thing man. One you regret for 3 days, the other for a lifetime.