𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲.

I DIDN'T "LOSE" MY LICENSE I JUST MISPLACED IT. NOT ASSOCIATED WITH VALVE

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

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I WILL NOT LIE TO YOU.

THIS WILL HURT."

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IND. PRI. SEL. MEDIC OF TF2. FURTHER INFO BELOW.

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

I have no clue what is happening on the battlefield and I do not care enough to ask. If you see archimedes tell him he's late for dinner >:(

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

Okay! Choice made! Now come here :) 🚑🚑

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

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[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

Pick a number between 1 and 23 :)

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

wait do I get an actual third leg or a dick that's as long as a leg

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

A wonderful idea! I've wanted to try my triple/leg transplant theory out for a while!

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

should we give a demonstration

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

Ah! Yes! You understand! Less medical waste too 🙂✌️

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

nah I meant as someone who's been choked

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

you're not a doctor >:V

[🧢 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙩 ! @Smoothslugger]

scout approved

[M.K. Abrams ➡️🦋 @mikadll]

(hands you a medic) (hands you a medic) (hands you a medic) #faceyourart

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

a choke hold actually works better than anesthesia! peer reviewed, they all pssed out no problem ��

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

There are a lot of new faces I'm seeing! Would be a shame if I switched them around :)

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

There's just something so magical about a double heart transplant 🥰🫀

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

Well I know they exist. I don't have to outrun the law I only have to outrun you

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

only "illegal" if the "police" happen to "catch you" :) 🚑

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

why do anything when you can get heals? smells great :)

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

that sure sounds like a lot of work

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

hopefully quickly, the last guy's elbow broke my nose pre-surgery :(

[𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓼 @DerriereToiCher]

I'll pass.

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

kidney transplants $20 or as soon as I find you

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

One of the most fun weekends I've ever had was leaving someone in a bathtub full of ice and then the next day seeing the same man walk into the hospital. It was a little squished to put another one in but I think I changed a life that day 😊

[Snips (Active on Tumblr) @snipstein]

he is sh a p e d #tf2medic #tf2

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

well what else would you call my sick hotrod that also has built in defibrilators?

[𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲. @WORSTAlD]

I honestly have no clue what is happening today but I CAN confidently say there should only be one heart in a body at any given times don't ask me how I know.