Worst Midlands Railway

Here to give a comedic take on @WestMidRailway 24 hours a day (except Christmas Day). Please try to be on time - we’re real people just fed up with delays.

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

Scores on the doors (2020) -

Only 126 @WestMidRailway journeys this year due to COVID

>16 arrived/departed at the adverised time (12.69%)
>23 were 1-5 minutes delayed (18.26%)
>77 were 6-15 minutes delayed (61.11%)
>10 were 16m+ delayed (7.94%)

Total compensation - £1.20 🤣

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

@WestMidRailway apologises that due to the #NHSApp advising that our staff must stay home, we are unable to guarantee any trains on Sunday.

As you can see, this is an improvement to our normal service whereby we don't tell you until it's delayed that we can't provide a train 🤣

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

That's what @WestMidRailway call "consistency" 🤣

[Tony Moran @tonymoran1]

After so long away in lockdown it's reassuring to see that even with fewer passengers @WorstMidRailway is still as poor as ever, with late and expensive trains on the cross-city line @WestMidRailway @andy4wm

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

It's a shame that @WestMidRailway never bothered enforcing it in the first place... not even with their staff 🤣

[Andy Street @andy4wm]

From Monday, we are expecting passengers on all modes of public transport across the West Midlands to continue to wear face coverings to protect staff and vulnerable passengers.

Staff will be at stations and on services relaying this message and handing out masks where needed.

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

A clear indication of @WestMidRailway's commitment to cleanliness on their trains this morning.

A copy of @PrivateEyeNews and a newspaper from April!! 🤣

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

Looks like the @MayorofLondon used the same design service as our logo 🤣

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Brilliant work from David Hockney in Piccadilly—the first of a series of major art projects we’ve commissioned as part of our brand new #LetsDoLondon campaign. Lots more to come very soon! #DavidHockney

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

Second train journey of the year and it's "cancelled due to a shortage of train crew".

If I had £1 for every @WestMidRailway delay I've ever experienced, I'm pretty sure I could buy the company by now 🤣

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

I'm starting to think George is a @WestMidRailway PsyOp to bury bad news in amongst cute cat pictures 🤔

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

Oh, @WestMidRailway, FIRST train this year today and I'm not sure what I've missed least -

>The bloke swigging cans of special brew first thing in the morning
>The folks still not wearing masks and still no enforcement

Or...

>The late running train

Yeah, probably that one...

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

"@WestMidRailway are sorry for the delay to your journey."

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

Just as an appendix, that's -

>59580 seconds or
>993 minutes or
>16.55 hours

of quality family time I've lost because of @WestMidRailway this year 😥

#DelayRepay is a f*#@ing joke...

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

Scores on the doors (2020) -

Only 126 @WestMidRailway journeys this year due to COVID

>16 arrived/departed at the adverised time (12.69%)
>23 were 1-5 minutes delayed (18.26%)
>77 were 6-15 minutes delayed (61.11%)
>10 were 16m+ delayed (7.94%)

Total compensation - £1.20 🤣

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

One year later, and @WestMidRailway are no more proficienct now, than they were a year ago...

Maybe I should send them a cake to celebrate 🤣

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

Merry Christmas @WestMidRailway

It's nice to know my final journey of the year with you is "Delayed"

Can Santa please bring you some basic competence for 2021?? 🤣 Pretty please!!

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

You're right...

There's a @WestMidRailway train on the departure board that's on time 😨

[Birmingham New Street @NetworkRailBHM]

🤔 Hold on a minute...

🕰 Anyone clocked anything different on the concourse recently?

🕑 Come and have a look... if you’ve got the time!

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

Come on @WestMidRailway, did you really have to put 2 carriages on in the commuter rush?

Now I feel dirty, because once again, people are not wearing masks 😣

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

That's the sound of the poor tormented souls of every passenger who has ever been delayed due to @WestMidRailway 🤣

[D.B. @DanAvFc92]

Morning, lads. What on earth was this monstrosity going through Cradley Heath at 20 to 3 this morning...? @networkrail @WestMidRailway

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

That's out of order...

...just like @WestMidRailway's trains 🤣

[ADE JENNINGS @NUTTYBOY1971]

@WorstMidRailway @WestMidRailway WMR are based in Birmingham and brummies aren't known for their intelligence lol

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

HOW does nobody get this...

On @WestMidRailway trains, passenger A stands in the carriage, passenger B stands on the roof 🤣

#DoNotActuallyDoThis #Jk

[Worst Midlands Railway @WorstMidRailway]

And the obvious statement of the year award goes to...

*drum roll*

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...@WestMidRailway
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*The crowd goes wild* 🤣