Tom S.

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@KilExperience
Hej Kilian,
Glada vappen (walpurghis), om du firar vappen i Sverige. Vi töntar i Helsingfors undrar (och slog vad om) att du är född 1994 och har studerat historia. Eller det påstår dom här som har studerat historia. Stämmer detta?
Vänligen,
Tom

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@Respawn For the love of the Allfather why are you letting people ruin your game (Apex)!? Give penalties for leaving **all** games, of any game type, not just ranked. You are encouraging a-holeness.

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@the_moviebob The correct answer would have been "We're sorry. The comedy landscape has changed quite a bit over the years, but that is no excuse for possibly (even unintentionally) hurting people. We're sorry. We're wiser now".

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@danharmon Hey my friend is hearbroken and bummed out. Any advise?

[James Parker @panoparker]

Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?

Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.

Parents: It's those pesky iPhones

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@mikerugnetta You are fantastic. What you did with Idea Channel was fantastic. You know this, right?

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@Pontifex Hey, can you fix eastern? Like set a fixed date. Thanks.

[M. Night Shyamalan @MNightShyamalan]

I wrote the ending of the academy awards 2017. @jimmykimmel we really got them!

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight nice try

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Before you go to sleep, remember, it’s your civic duty to make sure @realdonaldtrump knows that this little girl has #LargerHands. #LSSC

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@the_moviebob ...Yeah...

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@danharmon Enderman, not slenderman.

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

The end is @BillNye! #BanBannon #StopPresidentBannon

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

TRUMP IN FLORIDA? Just saw him crawl out of the sink with his six (little) claws :O #InaugurationDay @realDonaldTrump

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@POTUS and that the "waves of love" are the supporters waving at the candidate, making it all worth the struggle. Thank you!

[Tom S. @Wosmer]

@POTUS Hi! Sorry, quick question. Do you, Mr. President, think Sia's song "The Greatest" is about the struggles of running for president?

[Rasmus Nordman @RasmusNordman]

@Sia is it about the struggle of being Australian? You're "down under", but you fight through it, 'cause you've got stamina.

[Rasmus Nordman @RasmusNordman]

@Sia is the song about deep water rehabilitation? Is it about cleaning the tank of a large ship? Another theory is suffication in space...