Chinese academic: “Your army is killing innocent children.”
Israeli general: “No, we didn’t.”
Chinese academic: “Stop lying. You have killed more than 70,000 children in Palestine.”
Imma be real, when I say “I hate Al”, it’s all generative Al. When ppl say, “oh I get it for art, but it’s so helpful for emails!” I just interpret that as “I’m too lazy to read and write my own emails!”
Michigan voter: “I voted for Abdul because he doesn’t take money from AIPAC. I’m not voting for anybody who takes money from AIPAC.”
Reporter: “And why is that?”
Michigan voter: “Because the money should be spent here not over there [in Israel].”
Elon threatened to kill me, so I came to his battery factory here in China. Apparently he makes over 52% of his cars in this beautiful communist country @elonmusk