Timmy Slays

Magical motherfucker🦄🦄

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

You
Me
The Pub
Cheap shots, karaoke, and bad decisions
Extreme hangover
It’s a date

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

Wouldn’t do much for a Klondike bar...

But I would do some shady shit for tequila shots. 💯💯

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

Happy Easter, Lovebugs✝️💛💕
#Easter #EasterSunday2019 #Selfie #ServingLooks #Angles #Okurrr

[° @noahjameskelly]

want. fruity pebbles.

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

@torikelly WE NEED THE NEW ALBUM!!!

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

@torikelly Amen💕

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The face you make when you try to hit the low note in your karaoke song 🤦🏻‍♂️🎤😂

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

If you actually refer to people as “snowflakes”...

I’m just gonna go ahead and assume that you’re mentally handicapped. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[tori kelly @torikelly]

omggggg😩💖

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

Idk who needs to hear this, but...

PUT BAD GIRLS CLUB ON @NETFLIX!!!! ���🗣🗣❗️‼️

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

Me: I’m just going to have a few drinks tonight, nothing crazy.

Also Me:

[tori kelly @torikelly]

come see a show & hear more unreleased songs like this 1🙈
tickets on https://t.co/p5AqlU2HzB #AcousticSessions

“Language” 📝written by me, @justtranter & @audramae

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

No one:

My brain: For the best night’s sleep in the whole wide world visit MYYY PIIILLOOOWWW .com

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

If you’re 21+ and using the tik tok app, then you should register as a sex offender.

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

Just passed a church selling hamburger plates...

Holy cow.

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

Just made a Christian Mingle!

My user name is throwthatassinaprayercircle_69

Hoping to find the one💕

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

When someone says they don’t like @torikelly

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

Day 1,472 of no sex:

My soda is sending me subliminal messages... I need to go see this doctor.

[Timmy Slays @WowDahlia]

Nobody:

Drunk Me: Got a fuckin’ problem, BUDDY!? 🏃🏻‍♂️🗣