Ryan Pilling

Magician who has temporarily vanished.

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I got the mug from a Goodwill store, so I think my scalded lips are about 5% government-funded. #fulldisclosure

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I finally got fed-up with how fast my hot cocoa would cool off while sitting at my desk.

I got a new insulated mug today.

I also got a new pair of scalded lips today.

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I am proud of our @CBC as a voice for diversity across Canada.

To me "government-funded" is a positive thing with public oversight, and much preferred over private interests and not-so-hidden agendas controlling the conversation.

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@lapine403 Not quite 'Mad Max' level, but perhaps 'Irked Irwin.'

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I wish I was a millionaire so my behavior would be "eccentric" instead of "dysfunctional."

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@DanaDaniels Sounds a bit shady.

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@Drhaggis I, too, have been looking for hot dogs that do not contain beef anuses.

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What if... now hear me out... what if the USA started one big GoFundMe to cover EVERYONE's medical expenses but each person only needs to donate once a year.

And maybe... now stick with me on this... maybe those who have more wealth could make a proportionately larger donation?

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@jasonhpilling One dude quit to pursue his TV acting career as Mr. Conductor on "Shining Time Station."

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@lapine403 It's also been called "cheddar" and "bread," and you "bring home the bacon." Sounds delish.

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I'm in a hotel with kitchenette. I got the bread n' ched for grilled cheese sandies, but neglected to get butter.

Warm cheese on dry toast just isn't cutting it. And yes, of course I tried cutting on the diagonal but not even the diagonal cut could rectify it! Nor trianglify it!

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@jasonhpilling The latest offer to "keep Alberta affordable" is a tax deduction at the gas pumps, which benefits people who drive large trucks, and leaves everyone else to pick up the road infrastructure tab later.

The Venn diagram of Alberta conservative voters and large truck owners - 🔵

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President Joe Biden talked to this turkey longer than he talked to Pierre Poilievre.

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@Drhaggis

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@lapine403 You're a pessimist in the tweets, optimist in the streets.

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Older folks don't realize how good they had it when they were ONLY 'a day late and a dollar short.'

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@lapine403 I hope one of your tactics was telling him "Don't be ridikulos!"

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I don't know when "International Procrastination Day" is, but I'm going to plan ahead and start procrastinating NOW so I can relax later.

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'Written in stone' implies permanence ... but chalk is a stone.

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It is extremely unprofessional to use Comic Sans font in business communication. You should be using Comic Serif.