Jack Sparrow

The Winnipeg Jets will devour your soul, cannibalize your corpse, and mash your brain. Any Questions? GET IN THE RING!!

[Jason Strudwick @Jason_Strudwick]

Thanks to @KelseyLehman1, @meg_storms and @missjessjack for scoring our Mixed Love tape lists! @MarcMajeau won, which is incredible!

[Jack Sparrow @WpgJetsWinDaCup]

@FreakyAbandoned nice

[Fitness and Health @FitGirI]

This is what you should do with a mistake: Recognize it, admit it, learn from it, forget it.

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

Caution – wet paint! Here's a sneak-peek of Viktor Fasth's brand new #Oilers mask, just completed by @artofdave.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

A cop stopped me and asked, "do you know why I followed you?" so I said "cause my tweets are funny" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail.

[Hedi Berrueix @HediBerrueix]

I hate feeling unimportant to people that are important to me.

[JoyannMarcoff @JoyannMarcoff]

Missing someone & not being able to see them is the worst feeling ever.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

[Jack Sparrow @WpgJetsWinDaCup]

@SportsnetSpec develop the player in a league where he will be competative.. not the next omark/mps.

[Jack Sparrow @WpgJetsWinDaCup]

St.patty himself

[Jack Sparrow @WpgJetsWinDaCup]

GoJetsGo baby