TheKingInJello

🇨🇦 Carcosa Lobbyist, Hasturite. Literary attack dog. Existential hedonist by day and ideological pessimist by night. Opinions are my own, not my employer’s.

[TheKingInJello @WpgPessimist]

@dumbamber Every Manitoban walks around saying “our plan is working” while we contract the black lung

[TheKingInJello @WpgPessimist]

@AmericanGwyn You’re aware that Yeats was a supporter of… The Easter Rising, right?

[Toxicuwuboi @ToxicUwUboi]

The NDP in a couple of years:

[TheKingInJello @WpgPessimist]

I might be becoming Nietzschean, against my own will.

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@FisticuffsFella However this does give off the same energy as The Joker telling Gotham to kill that one accountant.
Mamdani is just throwing the issue to the room instead. Lord knows NYC has people who’d be willing

[TheKingInJello @WpgPessimist]

It makes me sound so dumb but I shill so hard for “MTS Arena” and “Investors Group Field”

[cas 🐧 @campbelIbain]

the true generational divide is how you deadname a stadium/arena

[TheKingInJello @WpgPessimist]

@SteelyKafka Me when I have to reread the same 5 essays I’ve read a hundred times to cross-examine that my philosophy paper is sound and valid

[🇨🇦 Kresimir @punished_kres]

its not just that theres only like a dozen 70mm imax theatres left, its that one of them is in regina

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

I want an Odyssey adaptation (and an Odyssey translation) that makes you feel in your bones how profoundly different the archaic Greeks were from us. Basically space aliens. Nolan is just fundamentally not interested in that kind of estrangement.

[TheKingInJello @WpgPessimist]

Oh my god thank god they won

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏆 @EisakuOtomo]

30 minute halftime show

[Tomyris 🖤 @Turquoise_Twink]

This newspaper was founded by Alexander Hamilton man

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

You're not even an MP at the moment mate

[TheKingInJello @WpgPessimist]

Light rail when

[Winnipeg Transit @winnipegtransit]

Good morning! Have a request for Winnipeg Transit? We are online and ready to chat.

[TheKingInJello @WpgPessimist]

@atlanticesque Americans on the other end of “a neighbouring country’s stupid decisions are causing you harm” for the first time ever and turn into mega-Hitler

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@professorgaysex Told my bsf I was going to put a BJJ footsweep highlight on hinge with a line like “let me sweep you off your feet” and they recoiled like I gut punched them

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@SteelyKafka @gracecamille_ Never heard of this buts its directed by the Candyman guy and stars Robocop, I’m locked on

[TheKingInJello @WpgPessimist]

Finally opening my substack drafts back up again, getting flashbanged by how disjointed my writing was when i was writing in-between classes on 4 hours of sleep

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

I’m a Tottenham fan I can say whatever I want about my team (I want to cry)