Matt Wray®️

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

"It feels great, it feels familiar. I saw this so clearly. I swear to God I saw this so clearly,so consistently until it was here n reality"

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

Have you ever worked a job, in your life, that completely humbled you? Actually don’t answer that, it’s a rhetorical question. I can always just tell. 😂

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

A few years back. By accident, I saw @gracieabrams play a show in LA. & I gotta say I thought oh boy, JJ Abram’s daughter let’s see whatcha got. By the end I dang near hit the wall. If I was Clive, I would’ve signed her.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

@dionnewarwick Why didn’t you roast Kevin Hart? I’m rolling…

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

I warned you all that I’m religious. I hate Wemby, but I love these catholic nuns.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

I love an old car, it’s the best. But when I try to start it, I need it to start. I don’t have time to work on it. Goodbye my little old SL500. I’ll always luhh ya.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

Some people. A lot of people actually & unfortunately. Only have the mental capacity to take care of themselves. Accept it & love them anyway.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

No parent in the world wants an HD Fire tablet automatically (forcibly) linked to their Amazon account so a 5 year old can buy a $10 game on “accident” you actually suck for this. Scam so hard. @amazon @AmazonHelp @awscloud

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

@fuboTV @fubosupport you guys are total scammers. Lose my credit card number or else.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

Just met a guy from Ukraine & I said welcome! Then there was awkward silence & I said Russia sucks. He said yes they do, so much & thank you.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

I do not care what I eat. I am grateful for leftovers, sandwiches, anything. But somehow I’m raising little food critics that don’t like the kids menu. They’ll say the texture is off on my blackened fish tacos, etc. absolutely crazy. I blame @YouTubeCreators

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

Made it to Dallas this morning in record time, 144 minutes (u won’t beat that). & I saw a sign that said “left lane no trucks” it’s the little things bringing pure joy.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

You have to admit when we had the first meeting in the Tower Bar & then my first email subject line said “El Reno Indians” that was the second you knew I was too annoying to give up.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

@Tesla @FrancisSuarez I like to drive. Please stop advancing technology. We’ve gone far enough. Maybe too far. AI sucks. Mars sucks. Quit it bro @elonmusk ‼️‼️‼️

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

If I’m thinking about the origination of the word Humble. I’d bet it was from the guy that struggled. Not the talented & gifted ones.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

Relationship Banking? I’m just here for a little business. Not looking for a relationship, but thank you.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

I never built a house because I knew in 2 years, I wouldn’t like it. I’m the problem. 🫳🏼🎤

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

One time I went to Red Rocks to see Parker & then i realized his opener, Corey Kent was more talented. Made me google the definition of industry plant. Corey u a real G. When you sing, I hear the cigarette growl & it’s 🔥🔥🔥

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

You owe me some time because you stunted my growth growth growth. (& here you are still talking like…😂).

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

The handshake is gone & I hate that. Tell your people to call to my people. Actually my people are me. I’m not paying anyone 10% to do the easy part.

[Matt Wray®️ @WrayMatt]

I have no chill, I know. But why every time I buy an avocado & cut it open. It’s hard. What am I doing wrong fr