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Sports let me forget about life for awhile. Chicago Bears realist.

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Hit @MoobysPopUp today in Denver. My own Lil Jay approved of my new @JayMewes gear!

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@Covers What's up with your website? It looks like craigslist right now.

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@PittsbrghPaisan @BetMGM They've also played in as many stadiums as they've had head coaches during that span: Three.

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@PatWodes @BetMGM If it occurs nowhere near the runner, and doesn't impact the outcome of the play, why is the idiot holding?

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@FanDuel_Support Sports book not allowing login in Colorado

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@billymcmacken Wish I could make it. I'd pop in for sure. Despite that, it's an incredible honor that is even more incredibly deserved. Congrats, ol' friend. I hope you're doing well.

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@MarkDParrish @RussoHockey @walz3737 They never ask how, just how many!

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@cebieri @_JoeCleary I didn't say they weren't important, just that they're a dumb name for a team.

Refrigerators are important, too. But that would be a stupid nickname for a sports team.

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@Richard_Kadrey Getting a whole new view on what "Minnesota Nice" means

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@minakimes I can't wait to see which team you become a lifelong fan of halfway through next season!

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@ThatKevinSmith @MastersOfficial @powerhouseanim @Mattel @netflix @NetflixGeeked All I needed was some Tri-Klops. I'm 100 percent all in.

[Joe Osborne @JTFOz]

If the people at Subway had any intelligence whatsoever (which they don’t, sadly) they’d serve foot long ice cream sandwiches.

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Looked like a delayed flight for the Jet @NBAonTNT. Yikes.

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@RepKatiePorter These videos are entertaining, but can you tell me if any legislation has ever been passed as a result of these presentations? Or any accountability? Because I've seen you do this for years.

I'm not being snarky, I'm seriously wondering because I can't find any. Thanks.

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Wait...now he believes the mainstream media?

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

Translation: “I’m worried.”

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@RonFunches Whew. Thank heavens I'm not mediocre.

[Ryan Stieg @RyanStieg]

Minnesota having 3 out of the 4 teams in the Frozen Four and not winning a national title might be the most Minnesota sports thing ever

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@_JoeCleary @Dylan_Moore20 Give me three ham and cheese on rye. And I'll leave the rest for a tip because I'm not a monster.