McCoseph J'mormick

Please donate to my brother’s charity runs for Alder Hey here:

[McCoseph J'mormick @WriteJoeWrite]

My brother is a mad man and is going to run a ridiculous amount of miles in 2023.

A donation would be great but just a share and Retweet of the original tweet would be absolutely welcomed too.

Please donate here: https://t.co/rRb3yngR1s

[Terry McCormick @terrymccormick1]

Turning 40 this year so wanted to do something a bit diferent... I've decided on 12 runs over next 12 months of various distances for Alder Hey. First up Sundays Offas Dyke 50km ultra marathon. Great charity and I'd be super grateful for any donations. 👍 https://t.co/Zv8SAzmkV8

[McCoseph J'mormick @WriteJoeWrite]

@LFCLaurie He gets massively disrespected by those whose thoughts are mostly used only for social media.

[Bob Dylan @bobdylan]

Saw Nick Cave in Paris recently at the Accor Arena and I was really struck by that song Joy where he sings “We’ve all had too much sorrow, now it the time for joy.” I was thinking to myself, yeah that’s about right.

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@merseyrail Is this something that is decided each morning?

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@merseyrail Hi! Is there any way to know which of the morning trains, before 8am, on the Southport to Liverpool Central are 8 cars? They’re extremely busy and I’d rather leave earlier / later to make it more tolerable?

[McCoseph J'mormick @WriteJoeWrite]

Liam Gallagher best come out next

#BeterbievBivol #RiyadhSeasonCard

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Cole Palmer scoring 4 in one half is decent but I went the library once with my Dad so he could read the old write ups form his Sunday League days, and there was one where he came on at half time hungover and scored four and set two up. Bet Cole Palmer wasn’t hungover.

[All Everton @AIlEverton]

He loved us.

[McCoseph J'mormick @WriteJoeWrite]

That’s me done on twitter for a while. Can’t be here when pricks like this use it. No-one will care but the anger I feel reading shit like this isn’t healthy and I’d never be able to do anything about it so it’s pointless. Twitter is an absolute cess pool.

[Yeetlethebeetle @Yeetlethebeetl2]

@JoolzDenby @KennethJolivet You're the one whining about men not inventing a machine for you.

Go do it.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Christopher Reeve removes his glasses, straightens his posture, and transforms from Clark Kent to SUPERMAN in front of our eyes.

[McCoseph J'mormick @WriteJoeWrite]

@CoppellRob Hmm. All very attacking teams that have had the type of players that draw fouls. These are likely the teams with the most fouls overall as well.

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@ConnorJennett The only fans account exploiting football twitter is a dredge but “absolute cringe of a slag” is grim. These only fans account are the worst but some of the abuse they get is toxic. Just easier to ignore surely.

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@peterwalker99 All of these reasons are admirable but also sad as necessary, and that’s not the fault of Wetherspoons but the people behind those that are in power. A pub being a social centre for the elderly is such a sad state. I know it’s preferred possibly but still, limited choices must.

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A great headphones album:

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@Nath_1878 Someone said how we blew our chance because they were missing key players, like the only thing separating us and them is Haaland, De Bruyne and Doku. They live in a dream world where we’re expected to win every game.

[McCoseph J'mormick @WriteJoeWrite]

Whether he meant to or not, Ricky Gervais is now a mouthpiece for the anti-trans, anti-immigration, racist gammon c*nt community. He’s gone full meta, those supporting him and advocating how he’s challenging the norm are also the ones who believe what he’s apparently parodying.

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@spitbull1963 @lllewis69 @CaraLisette @DrCocklesocks “Sunny” 🤦‍♂️

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@DrCocklesocks @lllewis69 @CaraLisette Yeah I’ve just taken it the wrong way and thought I was arguing that he was considered the best. I think I got my tweets mixed up and that’s me, I was wrong there. He is one of the most successful and it would be fruitless to argue otherwise.

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@DrCocklesocks @lllewis69 @CaraLisette I’m not offended and never said I was. I’m a fan of so much of his work. My issue is that he isn’t funny with it.

[McCoseph J'mormick @WriteJoeWrite]

@spitbull1963 @lllewis69 @CaraLisette @DrCocklesocks For three, the entire act and his entire presence is lampooning offence and challenging it by being offensive. It’s literally the point. If you’ve missed that then even his act is lost on you and you’ve missed the point of the whole thing.

[McCoseph J'mormick @WriteJoeWrite]

@spitbull1963 @lllewis69 @CaraLisette @DrCocklesocks For one, I’m not offended, I just think it’s a tired act two decades old. The lack of comedy is why it’s poor. For two, the argument was that he is the best and I argued my point.