Brian M. M. Doyle

Novelist, Playwright, Artist, Tweetwright. I also frequently imitate a pig and do handpuppets to amuse my wife. RT=/=Endorsements

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

@FoolishBB There’s a reason the Nats finally won & broke through that incredible season - the Baby Shark Season - where the team had unbreakable high spirits & a <1% chance

It was the first year that amazing team got rid of Bryce

Addition by subtraction

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I'm fine, I'm fine... you just got me right in the nads...

... Jesus Christ...

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

It’s amazing when you find out there are board discussions analyzing why your tweet is funny

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

Actually about to draw to @kidkoala ‘s “Music to Draw To”

(Sketching my this sweet little pupper at the moment)

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

When you’re at a friend’s house and have a second helping of pasta and then they say there’s pie

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

Can’t believe we’re coming up on 5 years with this sweet girl

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

Thank you so much - crazy that’s 10 years old 🤯 😳

Thank you again

[Joel Howe @joel_howe]

@WritePlay I still think about this tweet and laugh. Thank you!

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

@sasami_0517 No joke:

This is what Hank Aaron did during his poverty-stricken childhood

***Using a broom handle***

Part of how he became incredible

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

@totototo_disney No joke:

This is what Hank Aaron did during his poverty-stricken childhood

Using a broom handle

Part of how he became incredible

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

@UmpireAuditor Way past his bedtime

[Umpire Auditor @UmpireAuditor]

Umpire Laz Diaz had 5 calls overturned in the 10th inning of the Angels Twins game.

No umpire had ever had more than 3 calls overturned in a game's extra innings.

This was just the 3rd time that 5 calls were overturned in a single inning.

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

Someone needs to make a Luis Suarez vampire movie

[Bayse. @Bayse_XYZ]

Luis Suarez accidentally bit his teammate Jordi Alba thinking he was an opponent 😬

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

🎶 It’s the
Least
Wonderful time
Of the Year 🎶

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

I think this might be my favorite of all time (of my own, of course)

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

Mobster Fish

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I found it

The perfect caption

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

Ways to get ants out of your house:

1) Ant traps

2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow

3) Set house on fire

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

Pitchfork gives it a 9.7

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

"Modular Boulder" by Leonel Vásquez.

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

@MachinePix Pitchfork gives it a 9.7

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

I’d totally watch that

[Philip Loudface @mister_loudface]

@WritePlay @RodLacroix Jet Li's The One, but for good grandpas

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

@toomanycommas3 @RiotGrlErin @meantomyself @Tobi_Is_Fab Thank you so much! 😊