Jay A. Fernandez

Wordsmith. Fiction editor @lareviewofbooks. Words: @washingtonpost, @latimes, @THR, @Lithub, @ACLU Magazine. See also: @reviseredit. Poetry fiction music cats.

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@laurenboebert You are a truly awful human being.

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@idaho_blue Bebestoming

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@GeraldoRivera @LizCheney The best thing that can be said about you is that you are an atrocious judge of character.

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@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump You are a delusional disgrace. F*** you always and forever.

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@mtgreenee @realDonaldTrump You’re a very sick person who needs mental health care.

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@tedcruz You did this, you soulless creep.

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@SenTedCruz You remain open of the most despicable human beings America has ever produced.

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@SenateGOP It is exactly who you are.

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@tedcruz It's not a fucking disagreement, Ted. You're stoking anti-American, anti-democratic insurrection. Go fuck yourself. Hey @harvard, come get yer boy.

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@KellyannePolls Fuck you forever, KC. I mean, every second of every day for the rest of your miserable, wretched life.

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@marcorubio Fuck you, Marco. This is what you've been encouraging for four years. If you had any shame or conscience you'd resign immediately.

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@tedcruz You are responsible. If you had any shame or conscience you would resign immediately.

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@davidkurten They also don't brush their teeth, urinate in toilets, or masturbate to dreams of their mother's absent love, and yet you do these things each and every day.

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@marcorubio According to the left & their partners in the legacy media, Arlington National Cemetery was the appropriate place to hold solemn ceremonies honoring our war dead, but it has no business hosting my potluck ping-pong orgy.

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@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA You are a very sick human being.

You are a danger to yourself and everyone in this country.

And I mean “everyone” with a Gary Oldman kinda delivery.

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@RandPaul Christ, just move to Russia already. They’ll even let you pretend you’re a real doctor.

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@tedcruz You do understand the *best* that can be said of you is that you're irredeemably stupid. Like, A-List dumbfuckery. But I don't believe that's true, Ted. I believe you're much worse: you know better and say irredeemably stupid things anyway. No ethics class at Harvard, I suppose.

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@NikkiHaley Thank you for finally seeing the wisdom in Universal Basic Income.

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@tedcruz Reason #457 that you are thoroughly unfit for any position of leadership. This is what you're focused on? Aren't you ashamed of showing what an embarrassingly unserious man you are? Is there no part of you that wants to help your constituents live more satisfying lives? #pathetic