WriterChick

late night thoughts, drunk thoughts, sober thoughts, all the thoughts. a place for my words to be expressed.

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@DisneyDLV Directive: say cheese!

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You know it was a good concert when you take your bra off and confetti falls out!
#MixtapeTour #nkotb

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Current Seattle temp, couldn’t explain it any better….

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That moment when you and your bestie are the inflight entertainment in first class on the way to Vegas...
@UnexpectedGuin

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It’s my weekend
I leave for Vegas in 1.5 days
✈️☀️👙🎳🍹🎰
Can’t.Fucking.Wait.

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Here’s how I did lol

#dickmatch

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Just a girl, drinking her prosecco, eating chips and guac, reading a book, waiting for these bitches to finish up so we can play with some dicks!
#dickmatch #ladiesnight

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This is how my Friday night is going so far....

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Heading home to vodka and pizza. My day is finally looking up

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Why do I find the comfy spot only after I’ve hit the snooze button? Where was that shit 7 hours ago?

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I ate toast this morning without getting crumbs in my boobs

And

I saw the spider web before I walked through

Today’s gonna be a good day!

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Tequila hits different when you’re used to drinking vodka

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Apparently it’s “drive like a complete and total idiot” day, right in front of me

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That unmistakable snapping sound and you realize the underwire in your favorite bra has just met it’s inevitable end 😩

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A quote by LFO:

Shoo-be-do-wop
and Scooby snacks
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that is all

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When midnight hits,
Share your secrets
I’ll keep them safe.
In the early morning light,
our bodies make new ones
of our own together

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Over all these fucking spiders and cobwebs! Ugh, go bother someone else’s house!

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Don’t mind me, I’m just over here being a female all caught up in her feels... 😢

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Just say that you want me
That’s really all it takes...

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Margarita drunk
On the back porch
With my Mama