Josh Olsen

Author and ultra-nerd. Tell me lies, buy me steak and French fries.

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@TheRickWilson "Fetch me an ice pick. I weary of my prefrontal cortex."

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@TeaPainUSA "Take THAT for killing my imaginary friend for whom there isn't a shred of remotely credible historical evidence!"
That'll learn em.

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@darlinginmyway Well, as most Nazi sympathizers tend to be the worst possible examples of European genetics and from what I saw in that video, I think we can conclude that these were, in fact, Nazis.

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@justinbaragona "Dinesh D'Souza, who is in no way known for being a thundering loony..."

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@gtconway3d He's in the "I'm absolutely boned so imma burn it all down around me" stage, I see.

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@sorana_xxxx I'm 42 and I kinda wanna cosplay but I feel like I could pull of Siegfried Schtauffen and that's about it. 🤣

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@ThePlumLineGS Yeah, this isn't a total admission of "I know this country is corrupt as piss and needs reformation but the status quo has made me rich, so I don't care".

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@LeslieAMaddox @itsJeffTiedrich That's a whole lot of "superior genetics" hanging over their belts. 🤣

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I saw an ad for "American Pickers" and my dumb ass read "American Pokers".
Then I thought "What are they poking and why are they poking it? TV is weird."
Thank you, brain, for always being on my side.

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@joncoopertweets You must understand that not allowing Nazis to Nazi is, in fact, being a Nazi. Being intolerant of intolerance is the REAL intolerance and if you just tolerate their genocide intolerance, there will be an atmosphere of tolerance.
#GQPLogic

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@TeaPainUSA The Qaren has spoken!

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@micheleforfl "Ermahgerd, u guys! Weer lyke teh Mastur Raic and stuf!" - IQ 400 billion Nazi

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@cullensgf SAME! I love those! 😍

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You haven't lived until you've seen a 6'4, 280lb bodybuilder try to shoehorn himself into his new Prius.

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@darlinginmyway Eyelashes: Level 100.

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@davidhogg111 This picture told me that mayonnaise is spicy.

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@thekjohnston I notice not one of them looks like Dolph Lundgren circa 1985.
The "master race". Now in potato form.
Never mind that literally everything Hitler said can be dynamited by 30 seconds of fact-checking. The idea of Nordic "purity" is my favorite. 🤣

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@davidhogg111 If they have fuzzy inserts, take those out and dry em independently. That way they won't end up smelling funny.

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@MRMAXBRADLEY_ @DanStuPart4 @CNN Odin Allfather. He demands we get drunk and invade England. I'll buy the beer if you get the snacks.