Staff Writers ☀️

I write the biggest news of the day for those too scared to write it and put their name to it. All opinions are my own and are actually facts. Parody.

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

THE BREAKDOWN: Is Stephen Crighton holding the Bulldogs back? #NRLBulldogsPanthers

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

HUGE COUP: Patrick Dangerfield signs for Dragons despite horror start to season.

Not sure a veteran AFL player is what they need though. #NRLDragonsCowboys

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

REVEALED: Worst national address ever

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@time_taken_up Cronk is currently stunned by the sacking.

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

Storm in crisis. Does Bellamy see out the season? #NRLCowboysStorm

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

SUSPENDED: Ryan to be a couch man for four weeks.

[NRL on Nine @NRLonNine]

The judiciary has come down hard. 👇

#NRL #9WWOS https://t.co/yZaDIojUIZ

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

TOMORROW'S LIFT OUT: Does Todd Payten make it to round 3? #NRLTigersCowboys

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

Bigger spin than NRL club press releases

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Today, ICE officers in Minneapolis were conducting targeted operations when rioters began blocking ICE officers and one of these violent rioters weaponized her vehicle, attempting to run over our law enforcement officers in an attempt to kill them—an act of domestic terrorism.

An ICE officer, fearing for his life, the lives of his fellow law enforcement and the safety of the public, fired defensive shots.

He used his training and saved his own life and that of his fellow officers.

The alleged perpetrator was hit and is deceased. The ICE officers who were hurt are expected to make full recoveries.

This is the direct consequence of constant attacks and demonization of our officers by sanctuary politicians who fuel and encourage rampant assaults on our law enforcement who are facing 1,300% increase in assaults against them and an 8,000% increase in death threats. 

This is an evolving situation, and we will give the public more information as soon as it becomes available.

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

The true Australia Day

[National Museum of Australia @nma]

Today marks 125 years since federation!

Australia became a nation #OnThisDay in 1901, when the British Parliament passed legislation allowing the six Australian colonies to collectively govern as one.

Learn more about this Defining Moment: https://t.co/GWJwdcim7s

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

SPOILER ALERT:

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

What a day for England so far!

They've bowled Australia out before tea.

#BBCCricket #Ashes

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

BREAKING: Buzz's ego sucking up to Maguire

[BUZZ ROTHFIELD @BuzzRothfield]

Inside the secret Madge meeting that saved Brisbane’s season https://t.co/Vc1hrQfCzy

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

How did the Wests Tigers let the Warriors let Reece Walsh go? #NRL #NRLStormBroncos #NRLGrandFinal

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

The match that is, not the Panthers dynasty. Staff Writers just loves the news so much and wanted Channel 9 to put it on already.

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

Thank goodness that's over. #NRLBroncosPanthers

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

@me_dc One of my big pieces

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I will have a good look at myself in the mirror, which I can do because I'm not off my tits from downing three bottles of red. Once again, I apologise.

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

STATEMENT: I would like to apologise to my industry peers, particularly those at Fox Sports who love a drink or 20, for tarnishing our image by not getting shit faced and crashing into parked cars or getting into fights and getting flung into a tree and gutter.

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

Well said at the end of the episode, @BuzzRothfield. Carayannis slapped with a feather in the previous episode. These fair-dinkum amateurs don't know how to ask the hard-hitting questions like we do.

[Up The Milk - A Canberra Raiders Podcast @upthemilkpod]

Out Now Episode 181 feat special guest @Williams_297
Listen https://t.co/kEEjjBUH6h

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

@DavidStacka Absolutely, but my peers will continue to use it.

[Staff Writers ☀️ @WritersStaff]

BRAKING: not enough from Baldy

[9News Sydney @9NewsSyd]

#EXCLUSIVE: Footage has surfaced of a well-known sports journalist's alleged drunken crash at Leichhardt in the city's inner west earlier this week. #9News