Heather Rayne

Two crazy, overly caffeinated, under-intoxicated flovers who enjoy fine vodka and wine. Taking the literary world by storm one word at a time.

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Southern Sunday with Daryn:

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Southern Sunday with Daryn:

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H: omggggg
D: What?!
H: You're making dragon kisses without me!
D: I needed one and was out of women
D: Wine
D: Not women. Wtf
H: roflmao
D: You’re gonna tweet that, aren’t you?
H: I totally am

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It's another Southern Sunday with Daryn:

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D: I legit just saw a woman with “wonder bread" tatted on her arm.
H: Are you at Walmart again?

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Southern Sunday with D:

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D: I could even get my hair did if I wanted to.
H: You really can?
D: Yes. At some, there are nail salons. Subways. Eye doctors. Hair salons. McDonald's. Banks. All right there in Walmart
H: I think I'm missing out.

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D: I’m headed to Walmart to get new tires
H: I'm super jealous
D: You should be
H: I don't know which excites me more, the fact that you have to wait for them to be changed or if it's because you'll be doing it at Walmart
D: The fact it’s done at Walmart.

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Co-writing with D & H:
H: I like that.
D: You "like" it?
H: I FUCKING LOVE IT. (That better?)
D: You need to be clear about these things, flover.

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Pearls of Southern Wisdom from D:

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D: I'm in a boot store
H: What kind of boots?
H: I hate to tell you this, but that's a hat.
D: Don't you dare tweet that.
H: Oops. Too late.

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D: Okay Flover. My eyes are getting heavy. Flove you.
H: Flove you harder.
D: Longer
H: FASTER!
D: Manlier
H: 😬
D: Typed madlier. Auto correct fail 
H: Oh, whew

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H: Trust me. I know everything.
D: Okay, Google.

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D: I think I made a mistake...
H: What kind?
D: The kind where I ate store bought sushi.
H: Uh oh...
D: IKR?

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H: Do you only have those boil thingies at certain times of year?
D:

🤦🏻‍♀️
H: What?
D: Crawfish boil
H: Yeah, those

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H: You own cowgirl boots, don't you?
D: I do
H: I KNEW IT
D: Dude come on
H: I bet you know how to line dance, too
D: What kind of southern woman would I be if I didn’t know how to line dance?
H: I totally thought this was a midwestern thing, not the South.
H: Oh except for Texas

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D: I Flove you so hard
H: I flove you harder! longer! madlier!
H: Yes, that's a word
D: Should we trademark it?