You know when you buy a pack of 500 coffee filters or a huge case of paper towels, and you think “I will never run out of this?” Always amazing when you do run out. Life is just that long.
One bonus of being a parent is when you get a cut you can use your kid’s Star Wars band-aids and they still rule just as much as they did when you were a kid
Did you know all parents play a fun game when out with their kids?
It works like this: if there’s a kid worse behaved than yours, you win the game.
Particularly crushing to lose a battle royale in a crowded place like an airport.