thinking about a grumpy old enchanter who lives in the woods a little way outside of town, and there's a few other houses scattered along the stretch of road, but his house is over a stile and up an obfuscated path, so no one ever bothers him
thinking about the big hetero brawler man who agrees to be bodyguard for his boss' cousin
and he's expecting a little homo in a suit: what he gets is a medium sized homo in the tightest dress and stockings and a wig and blusher
"It's a disguise"