Wrongtown Gary

G’day! Welcome to Wrongtown. Just an Aussie bloke telling yarns and inappropriate jokes on the interwebs 🧔🤓🍻🇦🇺✨

[Wrongtown Gary @WrongtownGary]

Sydney's weather is all over the shop today... all hot & cold like a #BondiBeach chick on @Hinge! 😛

[Dan Wilkinson AKA @hotndelicious 🎞🌊✨ @hotndelicious]

Pumped! Day-trip to @4PinesBeer Brewpub & the northern beaches of Sydney! Come explore it with me! @sydney_sider
#iloveSydney #SydneyHarbour #craftbeer https://t.co/R7UHTV2Uid

[BondiPupperazzi @BondiPupperazzi]

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[Wrongtown Gary @WrongtownGary]

I’ve just messaged a girl called Ana on a dating app and realising in hindsight that adding an exclamation mark "!" after her name may not have been the best idea 😁

[Wrongtown Gary @WrongtownGary]

Note to self. Never leave home without your makeup!💄 #SpringerSpaniel #MustLoveDogs #BondiBeach

[Jesus Trejo @JesusTrejo]

Bought “homemade cookies” today from a bakery.

Is everyone working from home now?

[Wrongtown Gary @WrongtownGary]

@daveanthony Is that a whale with a big grin & a baseball bat for a tail?

[Wrongtown Gary @WrongtownGary]

Arresting video of Major League Baseball star Reese McGuire caught at bat. Hopefully he gets off! #TouchWood 🥎😆✨ https://t.co/cEqkyOgs1F

[Wrongtown Gary @WrongtownGary]

Morning wood. South Bondi 😁✨ #iloveSydney

[Wrongtown Gary @WrongtownGary]

Running 5 minutes late. Actually I’m walking...

[Wrongtown Gary @WrongtownGary]

I drank Brazilian coffee once and all my pubes fell out ☕️🇧🇷🪒

[Wrongtown Gary @WrongtownGary]

Walked past a #BondiBeach local just now and he was on the phone gas bagging about “ginger root juice”. I’m sure that it’s all above board... 🧔✨🍆🥤