Home
Language
English
Türkçe
Bahasa Indonesia
About
Privacy Policy
Terms of Service
Pricing
Sign In
Download All
Share
Wry One
@Wry_One
Some say that I'm wry and twisted. I find that to be terribly distasteful. Guess they can't take a joke.
The Chocolate Factory
Joined October 2012
9.3K
Following
6.8K
Followers
20.1K
Posts
Wry One
@Wry_One
over 11 years ago
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one..what's your plan?
Wry One
@Wry_One
over 11 years ago
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior!
Wry One
@Wry_One
over 11 years ago
Oh, so you're an engineering major? What business degree did your boss graduate with?
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
We'd find more missing kids if we posted their pictures on the T-shirst of large-breasted women instead of milk cartons.
Who to follow
Tony Beahan
@TonyBeahan
Yorkshireman in WA! Ex CFO, Would be Writer, Certified car nut! Business Consultant, Entrepreneur & Mentor.
Steve Fletcher
@fletchdr222
Sharing the Signs of Christ´s Return since 12-12-12. Follow me on https://t.co/FNlOgs5pyi, and You Tube, https://t.co/2q5Il3qCXk
Publius_actual
@grumpyod6
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
Oh, so you did something dumb and made a fool of yourself? I'll bet saying YOLO will make it all better.
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
Oh, Bruno Mars came out as gay? How surprising. That's like Oprah coming out as black.
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
How's your day going? Haha, I'm just kidding. I don't give a fuck.
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
Oh, people like to call you from blocked numbers? Answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it we pack it. How may I help you?'
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
That's a lovely shade of slut you're wearing today!
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
RT if you always dreamed of being slimed on Nickelodeon.
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
Oh, I see you're wearing your cut off t-shirt to the gym. I'll bet your muscles didn't fit in those sleeves, right?
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
Oh, so you can yell louder than I can? Of course that makes your religious beliefs valid.
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
Oh, you think you're ugly? You're right, you are.
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
The only thing more boring than politics is your opinion about it.
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
I wasn't that drunk last night! Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in 'Toy Story.'
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
The US is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day!
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
When it comes to wine, the glass is a skippable step
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
If you don't already hate a lot of people, then the mall is a great place to start.
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say 'You hit like a bitch.'
Wry One
@Wry_One
almost 12 years ago
Oh, Adele uses way too much autotune.
Last Seen Users on Sotwe
やま
Seen from
Indonesia
Yaşlı Seven Olgun
Seen from
Turkey
فخر ليبيا 🇱🇾
Seen from
Egypt
Seksi kadınlar
Seen from
Turkey
bob
Seen from
Malaysia
sexolog
Seen from
Turkey
Jin(不接推广
N O O R
Seen from
Germany
An Le Lgbt chau thanh dong thap
Seen from
Vietnam
Đại du_19
Seen from
Vietnam
Trends for you
1
Happy 4th
Under 10K tweets
2
Morocco
Under 10K tweets
3
SPLC
Under 10K tweets
4
Patriot Front
Under 10K tweets
5
#4thJuly
Under 10K tweets
6
Michael Oliver
Under 10K tweets
7
Feds
Under 10K tweets
8
#tvlspoilers
Under 10K tweets
9
Beyoncé
Under 10K tweets
10
#CANMAR
Under 10K tweets
Most Popular Users
1
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
240.7M followers
2
Barack Obama
@barackobama
119.2M followers
3
Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump
111.7M followers
4
Cristiano Ronaldo
@cristiano
110.8M followers
5
Narendra Modi
@narendramodi
107M followers
6
Rihanna
@rihanna
97.7M followers
7
NASA
@nasa
92.2M followers
8
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
90.9M followers
9
KATY PERRY
@katyperry
87.8M followers
10
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
81.6M followers
11
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
73.1M followers
12
Virat Kohli
@imvkohli
70M followers
13
Kim Kardashian
@kimkardashian
69.8M followers
14
YouTube
@youtube
68.7M followers
15
Bill Gates
@billgates
63.9M followers
16
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
62.8M followers
17
The Ellen Show
@theellenshow
62.4M followers
18
CNN
@cnn
61.9M followers
19
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
60.8M followers
20
X
@x
60.8M followers
Olivia
Online
✨
⭐
💫