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[SRINIVASA RAO🦉 @NeverSayYesDude]

E20 isn't a green reform. It's manufactured replacement demand. Mileage falls, old engines corrode, no opt-out, no price cut. The 'fix'? Buy a new vehicle. Automakers, hand in glove with govt, certifying the fuel 'safe', are the real immediate beneficiaries.

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@DeolSirsa @SukhpalKhaira A unelected Haryanvi bania now rules Punjab as its super CM, but we should now ignore that humiliation to complain that the Congress party that founded modern India should have only Punjabis to internally manage its state unit?

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@Gss_Views visionary does not mean nasheli

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@IndiaNewGen You know so much but still insist IT employees are superior to someone who cleared state PCS exam

In this country, a UPSC ranked person can do maa-behn to any guy architecting AI, having patents, having million $$, or founding companies

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@vijayment For 40,000, you can hire an IIT-D graduate

@ArvindKejriwal never stayed in one job for 10 years. He is a power-hungry drifter who never did work as a mechanical engineer, Tax officer, that qualifies him as technocrat

He even failed to fulfill his promise of wifi hotspots

[Ajay Vir Jakhar @Ajayvirjakhar]

Q. What do farmers want ?
A. Canals repaired & cleaned regularly delivering water.

1st Punjab govt did not collect canal water cess due to lack of capacity. Nor did it clean the canals. Now a bankrupt state won't collect cess. So, who will clean the canals?

Fact; farmers would pay double the canal water cess provided canals were cleaned regularly & water supply was better managed. It's sad how Punjab is being systematically run down by politicians & babus.

Canal water cess set to be abolished in Punjab https://t.co/XYKGuywbpe

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@sach12345678901 AAP MPs have joined first, MLAs will join after re-election.

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These days, even 3-time voter @IndiaNewGen seems to wish Modi is no longer PM because of bad economy

But if what is revealed is already bad, is anyone ready to cope with the revelations after Modi-ji is really gone?

Instead of 15 Lakhs in bank ac, the per capita debt may be 15L

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Get @ArvindKejriwal to lie on their behalf

[Akshay Shinde @akshays255]

Name one policy from AAP government that you think should be replicated across India.

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@pranav7222 कांग्रेस पार्टी बाकी सभी विपक्षी पार्टियों को मिलाकर भी उनसे बड़ी है। यहाँ तक कि जब ममता बनर्जी को TMC का विलय करना था, तो उन्होंने AAP को नज़रअंदाज़ करके सोनिया गांधी के पास जाना बेहतर समझा। AAP को उस पार्टी से तुलना करने के बजाय, पहले LJP के स्तर तक पहुँचने की कोशिश करनी चाहिए।

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@milan_ashara @IndiaNewGen @indtxpyr everyone gets it, modi-ji himself does not live in a regular house, he mostly works/ roams abroad and while here, stays in something called sevateerth

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@IndiaNewGen People write UPSC to make the whole country do desh seva

Once you work for a government that keeps Muslims tight, you will get many ideas to do the same to those IT professionals with fat salaries, living in gated communities, and going around in cars

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@IndiaNewGen You will discover newer ways to respect Modi-ji once you start thinking of taxes as protection money or regular extortion payments

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@IndiaNewGen Cow belt voters are gullible and he knows how to persuade them

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@IndiaNewGen A car costs 5 lakh, a nail to puncture its tyre comes for 50 rs or less

In 1-2 years, like in Brazil, free socialist excursions for those living in gated communities will radically go up

freedom is expensive in India

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@IndiaNewGen लेकिन मोदी जी अभी भी राहुल गांधी से बेहतर हैं?

आप आर्टिकल 370, राम मंदिर और धरमधर के बारे में अच्छा महसूस कर सकते हैं, भले ही आपकी सेविंग्स कम हो जाएं??

कौन जानता है कि मोदी जी चौथे टर्म में क्या नया जादू दिखाएंगे?

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@inder_aj did @ArvindKejriwal see through the implementation of jal lokpal and improve accountability??

everything he does has the opposite effect

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@akshays255 sheesh mahal for kejri in every state, so he can come and boss over every CM

[Col Dinesh Kumar(R) @kkhushal9]

Hello India,
Don't go abroad, save money. It is required for judges n ministers to go abroad since there is NO badminton facility in India.

[Manu🇮🇳🇮🇳 @mshahi0024]

Oh bhai..😭😭

Today I was watching Dhurandhar-2 in Hotstar and burst out laughing.

Humza informs that ₹60,000 crore fake currency is coming for the UP elections.

So our Great Visionary leader immediately takes action and announces Demonetisation.

Meanwhile, just a few seconds later, Humza burns all the fake currency.

Bhai, jab burn hi kar diya tha, toh Demonetisation karke desh ki GDP growth 8.5% se 4% kyun gira di?

Meanwhile,1% GDP loss is roughly ₹2.5 lakh crore.

UP Corruption free ho gaya..

Mandir tak mein Ghotale ho rahe hai..

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