KEVARTH🐬

I thoroughly enjoy a good meatball

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

«Owls are just bird hardware running cat software»

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo sentía ruidos raros afuera de su casa
Salio
Y habia 2 canguros cagandose a piñas
Re picante la pelea

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the McChicken

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Conan's favorite guest of all time, Norm MacDonald

Telling a joke as only Norm could

"Because the light was on"

[KEVARTH🐬 @WSNKS]

@internet_posts free the homie, it’s finders keepers

[KEVARTH🐬 @WSNKS]

@HProductiva .. I want that knife

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[KEVARTH🐬 @WSNKS]

Shit… I just realized I haven’t been to Taco Time in like 10 years

[KEVARTH🐬 @WSNKS]

@antibearthesis it IPO’d hyper-inflated

[Rav @TonyRav]

Can the US just host the World Cup every year

[KEVARTH🐬 @WSNKS]

@warDaniel47 tRuMp nEEdS tO rEleAsE hiS tAX dOcUmeNtS tO sAvE oUr dEmOcrACy

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Sending this to my 96 year old Grandma right now

[Sabiduría Eterna @LealtadSabia]

La mayor verificación en dos pasos de todos los tiempos 🤣

[KEVARTH🐬 @WSNKS]

there are few worse sounds than someone laughing while eating chips

[KEVARTH🐬 @WSNKS]

Oh shit…

[Obsrvate @obsrvate]

Oliver Tree's last video on the Internet is currently resurfacing and he revealed that he feels his life is in DANGER after he left his record label Atlantic Records 😳��

"They told me to watch my back and that I will regret leaving them"
"I just wanted better for my career"

[TMZ @TMZ]

Singer Oliver Tree has died at 32 after a helicopter crash in Brazil 💔🕊️

DETAILS: https://t.co/UpaTDgB3XZ