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Were here to help waste paper writing tickets. PARODY account and not to be affiliated with WTAMU or any local law enforcement agency. Call 911 in an emergency.

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

Guitars and Cadillacs bouncers. Little men with big egos.

[Taylor @taylorvreed]

Hey @WTAMU_Police come get a free coffee from the Phi’s

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

Corona who? #itsmillertime

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

I thought you just got a parking pass tho. You was flexing on the snap wit that hoe. #sickbeats #albumdropsnextweek 🧐🧐🤔🚓

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@britten03 @contenthoe

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

@jackwaxler tag you’re it

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

Y’all no know how drivin in the snow, south Texas weather feelin, Eskimo lookin mfs better stay off our campus tomorrow. #noschool

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

@iAmElemenT We hope guitar’s bouncers are real bored tonight. Maybe management will get smart and fire those mall cop lookin mfs. —-Sincerely all of WT Student Body

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

Good collaboration Buffs! Let’s run that shithole of a bar, Guitars and Cadillacs into the ground where it belongs. #hootsisthemove #boycotguitarsandcadillacs #20dollarcovermyass

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@The_squidler @CaliGirly16

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🤡🤡👍 #gobuffs

[Flora & Dust @CaliGirly16]

@WTAMUPOLICE So because police say it’s false means it isn’t happening? What about the times the police have been wrong before? What about the people who use a scheme to lure others in by pretending? A report doesn’t mean crap when people are still harassed & fearing for their safety.

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

A glitch in the matrix?

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

We love that you don’t go here too and the feeling is mutual about all you hippies down in Austin wearing orange and sipping tea. #stayoutofcanyon #SawEmOff

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

@shelbylain2 No honey. They said the accusations are false. By your logic we haven’t found any evidence that you aren’t involved in sex trafficking so you’re probably not innocent so please confess your sins to us Shelby. 🙄👀👀

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

I graduated in December so tough luck there... guess I could go back. And you heard it here folks! If you have a problem with someone, disregard all police investigations, accuse them of sex trafficking, and spread lies all over Twitter! (False propaganda is a tool of communist)

[Flora & Dust @CaliGirly16]

@WTAMUPOLICE First, learn how to spell. Like i said, you should probably spend more time in class instead of on this account. Second, just because the police say those they questioned aren’t part of anything wrong doesn’t mean it is safe. Why approach mainly women around 11pm @ night?

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

Then unfollow us???

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

Love the effort. @uhparking

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

We’re going to need a bigger spoon if this keeps up. 🙄🙄

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

@CaliGirly16 Ah so it���s up to Ashley’s specifications on sentence structure and spelling. Gotcha!👍 Please DM us with a list of when to use punctuation and when to not.

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

So much for innocent until proven guiltily. Fuck the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, right? Does the “Cali” in your username “CaliGirl16” stand for California because you’re seeming to be a real communist in our eyes...👀👀🤡 #notrafficking #onlyfalseaccusations

[Flora & Dust @CaliGirly16]

@WTAMUPOLICE Being a parody account doesn’t mean you have to make classless jokes with issues like trafficking.

I actually graduated from WT, try again. Maybe you should spend more time in class & less time on this account. You may actually learn a thing or two about being a decent person🤷🏻‍♀️

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

I can assure you there has never been one single instance of human trafficking in my home town of Lotsee, Oklahoma as our population is 2 in 2019 just as it was in 1963. Try again Ashley.🤡🤡

[Flora & Dust @CaliGirly16]

@WTAMUPOLICE Like i clearly stated before, human trafficking happens everywhere. So, the lack of awareness & people down playing a serious issue is what’s wrong with this. It’s sad you think it’s okay people are being harassed @ their dorms/ homes & stores. Don’t wait til someone is taken.

[WTAMU Parking Services @WTAMUPOLICE]

@CaliGirly16 I’m not usually one to correct grammar and punctuation but I’ll stoop to your level. Punctuation. Use it. Learn it. Live it. Okay! Thanks and remember.... #gobuffs!