taylor

Jefferson Road Elementary School Class of '05

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

Homer, AK @AuroraNotify

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@RocKnighthawks Great news. Please stop playing music constantly while the game is being played and we’ll be cooking

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@AerLingus my reservation states in multiple places that I get a 10kg carry on bag, but my boarding pass says I don’t. How can I confirm that I am getting a carry on bag?

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@Matt_Bove Only a few games but Helenius has looked great

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

Gorsuch be like: first, I’d like to acknowledge that we’re on stolen Nacotchtank and Piscataway land. Second, the state of Oregon’s ban on throwing queer people into volcanoes is a blatant violation of the first amendment.

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@hotfurryyaoi Thanks which hashtag brought you here

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

Why are there so many birds having sex outside my window? #hornybirds #angrybirdsporn

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@RocRedWings You’re burying the lead… trash can!

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@Delta you rebooked us after we already boarded, probably because you moved our flight up five minutes for no reason despite a delay, meaning the baggage you forced us to gate check will probably not be on our flight, despite the fact that there was plenty of overhead bin space

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

Of all the bad McD decisions, this was one of them

[Pay The Bills | A Trainwreck Sports Production @PayTheBillsPod]

On this day in 2017, Tyrod is benched and we got a streaker on the field as New Orleans beats Buffalo 47-10.

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@JoshAllenStats Bills would avoid the chiefs til the afccg, this is ideal

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@agetzenberg What’s the record for most passing yards in a single quarter? Can’t find a leaderboard anywhere

[Asa Bear @AsaBear52]

So Aaron Brok is from the US but playing under the israeli genocide flag lmao what a loser

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@RocKnighthawks @TheSenecaNation @NLL Can we get the purple and teal back?

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

Isn’t this how you’re supposed to react to toothpaste?

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

How come people from other countries will try root beer and then violently spit it everywhere and be like "it tastes like toothpaste" like okay I don't believe you that that's how you react to the taste of toothpaste

[Noted Blacksauce Biscuit Consumer @notlikethecomet]

Dying from hypoglycemia to own the libs 💯 💯

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

“I never heard of juvenile diabetes” excuse me

[Acyn @Acyn]

RFK JR: ADD, ADHD… Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

The fact that they don’t get a free beer in this very real promotion is a recession indicator

[Genesee Brewery @GeneseeBrewery]

Today only, king penguins from Heard Island and McDonald Islands will receive $2 every pint at the Genesee Brew House. Must be 21+ with valid ID.

[san 🇵🇸 @ndsnas]

Hamdan Ballal — the co-director of No Other Land — has been kidnapped and beaten (and allegedly lynched). The fact that there is barely any coverage of this is horrifying.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

We’re all so proud of you.

Congratulations to our MVP, @JoshAllenQB. 🥹 #NFLHonors

[taylor @WTaylorF27]

@IshrionA Based on absolutely nothing other than hope @AlaskaAir SEA-BUF