WTF Bucket List

Things on our bucket list that will leave you thinking, WTF?

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"Is there gonna be an adult there?"
"Yes mom.."
#LiesIToldMyParents

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#50 Do the chicken dance in the middle of KFC.

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#49 Go to hell and barbecue Satan's ass on the flames.

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#48 Yell, "Bomb!" really loud on a plane.

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#47 Say the pledge in an Arabic accent.

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#46 Get laid in a mattress store.

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#45 Build a snowman, bring it to life with magic hat, burn it alive.

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#44 Go skydiving into a pool of jello.

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#43 Make sexual noises while eating hotdog with mayo in public slowly. Wink at nearest person and say, "Mmm, gotta love that white stuff".

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#42 Eat pizza, puke it up, eat it again.

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#41 Moon Rosie O' Donnel she might like it.

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#40 Steal a pedo's white van then drive around stealing candy from babies.

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#39 Meet Charlie the unicorn and skip to candy mountain with him while high on cocaine then punch him in the face.

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#38 Fall asleep on a double rainbow.

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#37 Cut down a tree and hug it.

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#36 Pee in a toilet in a toilet store.

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#35 Baby oil wrestle a midget.

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#34 Fill a pool with Ski and play Marco polo in it.

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#33 Invent white chocolate milk.

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#32 Ask a midget for a piggy back ride.