Jordan Fuller

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Who the fuck are all these Italian Canadians? #haydenchristensen

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Talkin the #DemocraticDebate with my republican dad.

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

@TheDailyShow can you please talk about how kick ass @BernieSanders is before you go??

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Who even is @DrakeBell ? The only Drake I care about is @Drake

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

@RuPaul really Mama Ru, #violetchachki ? There were so many better queens this season. 😔 #TeamKatya for life.

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

It's amazing that #foxmulder can jump so many fences in that long ass trench coat.

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

#Chicago fair weather bikers are worst. #milwaukeeAveproblems

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

@EMILIOTHEWAY also how's you're acting career going babe? #HawksWIN #duckhunt

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Suck it!!! @EMILIOTHEWAY #menatwork #suckitducks #duckhunt

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

@AndrewShawNews is a golden God, that headbutt was everything. #iworshipyou

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Always accidentally walking through film sets. #professionalextra

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Got swarmed by 20 police officers for biking down shutdown wabash and escorted out by 2 cops. #fuckthedraft #chicagodraft

[The Sorting Hat Bot @SortingBot]

@wtfFuller You stand before the Sorting Hat, my entourage is male
In Slytherin you do belong, since you are really pale

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Turns out I'm horrible at saying anything in under 140 characters.

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

I'm living for Katy Perry's sharks and my girl @MissyElliott right now. #SuperBowlXLIX

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Goddess bless Maynard James Keenan and people who look before opening their car door into bike lanes.

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Free Indian food buffet. #vegetarianwin

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

Putting a shiny blazer on over what I slept in lat night makes it more work appropriate right? #hotmessexpress

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

I often think about how Jon Stewart might be the only man I could ever marry.

[Jordan Fuller @wtfFuller]

"I don't wait for life to happen, I happen for life." Duane Michals #hellyeah